We’ve entered the time of year where no matter what outer layer I choose at the beginning of the day it will prove to be the wrong one.

People who send lengthy documents for review half an hour before COB are monsters. It is what it is. I don’t make the rules.

She baked a tray of cookies, put them in a basket, and carried them into the woods.
"These I give freely, without obligation," she said, placing the basket on a stone.
The next day, a faerie returned the empty basket.
"Why?" they asked.
"Not everything must be a transaction."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

No, Sephora is right. I don’t need more face wash.

Y’all the only way to turn this week around is with Krull and Chinese food.

Anyone else see the headlines about Welcome to Derry and assumed/hoped it was a Derry Girls prequel?

I just want it to be Spring. That’s all.

I was feeling sad so I bought three black dresses. I guess I will look the part now?

Does anyone know where I can get one of the old school heating pads that don’t have an auto shut off? The ones that don’t care if you or your internal organs cook.

Yes, I am watching Big Eden again. And yes, it will make me feel feelings.

@ultranurd I worry about that, too!

Anyone else always afraid their dishwasher will leak/explode or is that something I should bring up in therapy? (Also, very aware my privilege is showing. I am *very* lucky to have a dishwasher to anxiously observe.)

You know what's overdue for a remake? #krull

(Who owns the rights? Columbia distributed it in the US, so I guess Sony?)

Your ever need a forcing function to get out of bed and put on clothes? May I introduce you to delivery pancakes?

Yesterday I think I accidentally convinced my IT department to watch David Lynch films?

It’s bad when both your boss and your therapist insist that you need to take time off, isn’t it?

Took the DiSC assessment at work today and evidently one of my stressors is “having to keep your opinions to yourself.” They could have just called me a blabbermouth and been done.

I don’t understand people who can flirt of public transportation. I just want to get to work.

Being friends with me means accepting that I only want to go to places that take reservations. Or places that have ample seating. I am not waiting in line nor am I forcing myself through a crowd to make a drink order. Going out is stressful enough thankyouverymuch.

@Andrle that's how I roll.