Lmst

@zoeyTheWitch i will not take slander from a mastocel.

@halva please tell me they were joking and referencing this copypasta 😭😭

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

@kitten ok i think thats enough lmao

post from stager saying "justice for xlibre"

Staatsbürger die nicht der Staatsräson folgen werden zu gnocchi verarbeitet.

if a project uses a recursive acronym as a name i will not use it.

oh ok makes sense

gamers should be part of the LGBTQIA+ community!!
we are often discriminated against by women
we have our own slur (unemployed) that job havers (slaves) often use against us!!
we experience sexual attraction to two dimensional girls in a game, if you think about that's worse than same sex attraction!!!
I propose we get LGBTQIAG+ - Lesbian gay bisexual transgender queer intersex asexual GAMER!!!!
reblog if you agree 🔁🔁🔁
#gamerpride #pridemonth #gamers

well ALL bringing back gangam style this summer ‼️‼️🔥🗣️

@voltrina idk what that means 🥰

someone finance my research so that I can make egg hair and be majime from shimeji simulation

life is a fuck and I'm a virgin

whenever feeling suicidal, remember what mao thaught us. suicide is revisionist. never kill yourself. only kill your landlords

>find pfp material
>look closer
>4chan boymoder hoodie
🥀

top 4 things to do in life
- sleep
- eat
- shitpost
- participate in fedi discourse

think about it....
selinux = NSA
fedora has selinux
fedora = redhat = IBM
IBM = NSA ⁉️⁉️⁉️

@chjara yeah this extension does it https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/anubis-bypass/
from what i see in the code it does it by setting some cookie that anubis apparently checks for

absolute death to German rap

those who have wronged me will burn in the deepest pits of hell
if hell does not exist then I will fight the gods and create it myself.

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