scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️

☕️ :bisexual: :leather_flag: ♏️ 
lake superior owns my soul so i finally moved to duluth. gen-x, fond of single malt scotch, r.e.m., bob mould, doctor who. minnesotan, german speaker, genealogy dork, band geek. #TeamAsteroid

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scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@the_etrain IKR?! 😱

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@idzie what -- no, i was using the phrase in a "gosh, will wonders never cease?" kind of amazement that they've actually succeeded

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@clolsonus good lord, sounds hideous.

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@bhawthorne @futurebird yeah i can smell the concern oozing from your pores 🙄

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@anoninfo @clolsonus i think our tool was called ""Grandpa's Weeder" IIRC...

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@idzie something better than DEET?!@??!!!

better living through chemistry, yo.

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2025-05-06

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scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@clolsonus LOL the boss fight, as it were...

we used to have the pry tool i think you're talking about. it was great until my husband asked too much of it one day and the wooden handle snapped off near the base. which was kinda impressive...

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2025-05-06

think about the army of people all around this deeply mediocre man who had to work night and day to make him seem impressive. think about what all those people could accomplish instead, individually and collectively, in a society that enabled them to self-actualize instead of having to earn a living as a brick in some pathetic asshole's pyramid.
that society is possible, and there are small things each of us can do every day to help bring it about.

headline+ subhead screenshot: Mark Zuckerberg Sailed 5,300 Miles With Two Superyachts Only to Helicopter Up a Mountain and Ski Down in Billionaire Style / Mark Zuckerberg's recent adventure, involving the mobilization of his two superyachts for a transatlantic journey to Norway's fjords, epitomizes the intersection of luxury, legal ingenuity, and high-stakes adventure.
scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@mtechman LOL of course they do.

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@clolsonus also, you may have to dig the plants out at the roots if chopping them doesn't discourage them enough...

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@clolsonus we had a massive bamboo infestation where we used to live. my husband would chop the stalks once they reached about 3 feet high, and then pour white vinegar down the hollow center. worked like a charm. not sure if it'd work with something like buckthorn but it could be worth a try.

does it have shallow roots that tangle themselves and spread all over the place?

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@mtechman they have their own disaster relief department -- if (when, really) your town gets flattened by a hurricane, HEB is sending semi trucks full of food and water before FEMA even knows what's going on. they're so fuckin' rad. :horizontalparrot:

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@mtechman HEB is da bomb.

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@cendawanita found it -- Genesis 18:23ff

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@cendawanita @nev the one the OP was riffing on

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@transworld target did a rollback but twin cities pride told them "fine, we don't need your large amounts of corporate sponsorship anyway" months ago.

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@deirdrebeth @guyjantic @codeofamor @TheBreadmonkey @jcrabapple friend of mine went to the University of North Texas, where she obtained a very similar-looking mug. whoever designed it was either completely oblivious or utterly brilliant.

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@codeofamor @deirdrebeth @guyjantic @TheBreadmonkey @jcrabapple ever watch "the thick of it"? malcolm (peter capaldi) remains king of swearing in my heart 🖤

scorpionic maelstrom ☕️ ♏️rothko@beige.party
2025-05-06

@wendinoakland @TheBreadmonkey scratches to the paint

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