sam

just some guy

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how nowbrownpau
2025-05-14

Threw this together in a minute and it actually works with his voice, too

The Simcity 2000 "You can't cut back on funding! You will regret this!" dialog but the picture is of Elmo
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Dee (authentic and legitimate) :heart_nb:Dee@fedi.underscore.world
2025-05-09

Open Container Initiative, but it’s a bunch of raccoons trying to get into a trash can

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never obsolete256
2025-05-08
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Macintosh Themes | Check out macthemes.garden!macthemes@erambert.me
2025-05-06

Starting NOW, most themes will be posted with:
- 🤩 Updated preview images
- 🌐 A link to macthemes.garden!

Yes, this account now has a website where you can marvel at the more than 3,000 Kaleidoscope themes in my dataset.

Learn more about the project on macthemes.garden/about/

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paulrickardspaulrickards
2025-04-30

A DEC PDP for every season. Winter (Datasystem 570), Spring (PDP-12), Summer (PDP11/70), and Fall (PDP8/e). From the System Source Computer Museum in Baltimore, MD (2021 photos by me)

DEC datasystem 570 front panel with switches in shades of blue.DEC PDP-12 front panel with switches in shades of green.DEC PDP11/70 front panel with switches in shades of red and magenta.DEC PDP8e front panel with switches in shades of yellow and orange.
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never obsolete256
2025-04-30
the 1997 game Dogz II being installed on Windows 95
2025-04-29

@misty Fingers crossed for Poilievre losing too

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Aura/MoomMOOMANiBE
2025-04-28

was trying to figure out why Poliviere's riding had 88 candidates and you know what? good on these people en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_

2025-04-28

For the past… *checks notes* 12 years now, I’ve had a centre channel speaker that blocked a few centimeters of the bottom of my TV, and have always cursed anyone who doesn’t adhere to a “title safe” area (*cough*youtubers*cough*).

Today I finally got a little shelf that hangs off the top of the TV and moved the speaker there. I don’t know why I waited so long.

2025-04-26

The amazing staying power of “Jimmy Neutron”, as in “Jimmy Neutron Hair”

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David ColarussoColarusso
2025-04-23

Pictured: The first vibe coder, Geordi La Forge, about to discover the dangers of natural language programing.

This image shows Geordi La Forge from the *Star Trek: The Next Generation* episode "Elementary, Dear Data." He is dressed in a Victorian-era suit and bowler hat as part of a holodeck simulation based on Sherlock Holmes stories. Geordi is facing a wall-mounted control panel with illuminated orange buttons, issuing a command. He wears his iconic VISOR, which allows him to see despite being blind. The subtitle reads, “Create an adversary capable of defeating Data,” marking a pivotal moment in the episode when Geordi inadvertently triggers the creation of a self-aware holodeck character, leading to unexpected consequences.
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Ellie Huxtableellie@hachyderm.io
2025-04-22

finally wrote something real about what i've been building!

too many of my infra workflows were buried in slack threads, docs, or shell history

so i started working on Atuin Desktop:

- runbooks that run
- local-first, crdt-powered
- embedded terminals, db queries, monitoring blocks

more words here: blog.atuin.sh/atuin-desktop-ru

would love to know what you think! ❤️ :atuin:

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2025-04-19

I’m super excited to announce something I’ve been working on for many years! Brain™: the natural intelligence engine that’s always with you.

Brain™ works on any platform, with any app. The more you use it, the smarter it gets! Brain™ trains only on data you feed it and it’s powered by a renewable caloric process. Start using yours today!

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みやくモードryan@social.miyaku.media
2025-04-19

every time someone says “my wife" on Columbo

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2025-04-18

Today, April 18, Strong Bad celebrates The Cheat’s birthday on the only day they know *isn’t* his birthday, the date on his fake ID. Happy birthday, The Cheat! (Homestar Runner, Strong Bad Email 107, 2001)

#StrongBad #HomestarRunner

A cartoon that’s the back of a wrestler’s mask sitting in front of an old computer. An email on screen reads, “So, nobody knows exactly when The Cheat's Cheatday is, so we celebrate it on the only day we know for sure it isn't. And that's the date of birth on his fake I.D.”A fake identification card "SCANDINAVIAN FAKE I.D.", with an exaggerated image of a white man with blonde haire. It has the name of Ilko Skevüld, date of birth of 4/18/1961, height of 6-9, weight of 293, and a type of "Miner".A wrestler masked figure sitting on a couch, singing to a little yellow creature that sort of looks like a Pikachu, although it isn’t. “Sweet, sweet The Cheat, today is the day on your fake I.D.”
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Jef Poskanzerjef
2025-04-17

Did not know he had a middle name

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Corel Gallery Clipartclipart@mastodon.art
2025-04-14

CLEANER2.BMF

A 5.25” disk cleaning kit. It consists of a dummy floppy diskette and bottle of cleaning fluid. Instead of the magnetic plastic insert, the diskette contains a white felt disc. Add a few drops of the cleaning fluid—which is more or less isopropyl alcohol—to the exposed felt and run the disk in the drive for 30 seconds to remove dirt, dust, and debris from the drive’s magnetic head. Back when she worked in graphic design and smoked two packs a day, Christine cleaned her drive every month like clockwork. She was skeptical at first about these cleaning kits, but then saw how yellow and gritty the white felt disk was after the first cleaning. God, she forgot about those days. The way you could smoke at work. Nobody telling you to go outside in the rain like a second class citizen. Goddamn nanny state, Christine thinks, taking another hit from her vape pen through the stoma in her throat.
2025-04-10

My PGP key expires soon... which has of course sent me down a rabbit hole on how I do anything security related…

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2025-04-08

Fuck, i forgot my key...
Good thing i always keep a spare one around!

Me standing in front of a door holding my pocket realizing i forgot my keyme reaching out for a rock beside the doorme holing a rock with a ssh private key written on it
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2025-04-05

Happy First Contact Day! 🖖 Today, April 5, 2063, is the first meeting of humans and an extraterrestrial race when a Vulcan ship lands in Montana (Star Trek: First Contact, 1996)

#Movies #Film #Cinemastodon #Letterboxd #StarTrek #StarTrekFirstContact #FirstContact #FirstContactDay

A photo of a diverse group of people looking up at something in the night sky. “Captain’s log, April the 5th, 2063. The voyage of the Phoenix was a success. Again. The alien ship detected the warp signature and is on its way to rendezvous with history.”A Vulcan has emerged from the ship and lowered his hood, revealing his pointed ears. He holds his hand up in a gesture of greeting, saying, “Live long and prosper.”

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