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Yup. Democracy died behind paywalls. And prescription drug ads.

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2025-04-24

@dougiec3 I won my lone Anti-SLAPP suit a few years ago. They’re fun.

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2025-04-10

@rejzor it was technically a Dump & Pump.

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2025-03-27

@KimPerales If I’m the guards, I strip off that $65K Rolex and throw her naked into that cage.

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2025-03-26

@GottaLaff as I understand it, any Federal Judge can assign a Special Prosecutor to charge these Cabinet Officials. Because they certainly aren’t gonna be held accountable by Congress.

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2025-03-25
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2025-03-25

Who should hang for this latest breach of America’s national security?

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2025-03-25

“I don’t know anything about it. I’m not a big fan of The Atlantic.” — Acting President Trump

He looked drugged when he said this.

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2025-03-25

Pete Hegseth must be fired and indicted — TODAY.

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2025-03-25

All 11 officials on that Signal chat should be placed under military arrest and charged with felony Dissemination of War Plans under 18 U.S. Code § 798 and the Espionage Act.

This is an outrageous breach of our national (and international) security, and it MUST be punished severely.

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2025-03-25

Just a reminder that on J6, Trump Chief of Staff Mark Meadows used the Signal app on a burner phone to help coordinate the attack.

How do we know? Because Cassidy Hutchison testified that she witnessed Meadows using two phones on his office couch all day. But then he only checked in his official phone to Security outside the Oval Office.

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2025-03-25

@DocAtCDI But that’s only if it’s from the Cardboardeaux region of Belgium. Otherwise it’s just sparkling Brussels sprout juice.

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2025-03-25

@randahl Trump’s only the Acting President.

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2025-03-25

Trump’s entire Cabinet will hang someday.

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2025-03-25

@dannotdaniel Yes, Woodward not only is an asshole for sitting on all that info for months/years, Misprision of a Felony is itself a 3-year felony. If you're AWARE of someone committing felonies, you're obligated by law to report it to law enforcement and/or a Judge.

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2025-03-25

Was Pete Hegseth drunk in that meeting or just high on cocaine?

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2025-03-25

@Lazarou this is the plot of 2.0.

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2025-03-25

“I will say a prayer for victory,” [Vice President J.D.] Vance wrote. (Two other users subsequently added prayer emoji.)

theatlantic.com/politics/archi

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2025-03-25

@StillIRise1963 worse is the attempted extortion of our former allies.

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2025-03-25

@davevolek @iuculano Or, strip search them for drugs on the tarmac. But do it on a soggy red bath towel.

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2025-03-24

@iuculano Greenland should deny entry to all of them. This is a no-brainer.

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