[Editor's note: The original version of this account will keep putting out prescheduled posts on Twitter for a few months, but that site's dead to me now, and there's not enough of an audience over here to make it worth my while to keep up the account.

So, scp_txt is formally over. Thank you to everyone who showed their appreciation over the past few months!]

She seems happiest when making lesser endowed women grow larger, milky breasts.

We have encountered a “slime girl” made from a substance very similar to milk. The coloration remains white and opaque. Her figure always seems to have large breasts regardless of how she chooses the rest of her proportions.

The basic premise is it is watermelons but made of meat.

***WARNING!***
***BOOBA IMBALANCE DETECTED!***
RECOMMENDED ACTION:
Deploy Mobile Task Force: Big Booba Mommy Squad to restore mammary equilibrium.
#KingdomHearts

mtf!phil stumbling upon techno tommy and wilbur in an operation to raid a cult. phil gets reassigned to a site's managerial because the foundation wants to test them and the kids (except techno for a bit) trust him

COVID is ---- in Area51

SCP foundation may real

i want to read about dr bright but he really comes off as the sexyman of SCP canon and im worried ill fall in love

You have very short memories. You don't know who write your creepypasta at all.

*he would stand there staring at Scp all tied up completely, biting his lower lip he is unsure what to do with her... Should he *

SFL-0009 has been finally coerced into eating fried chicken willingly and unhesitantly.

SCP Gacha System In A Cultivation World by CaptainBoyHole

theultimaterace has a name that is either *incredibly* offensive, a reference to a series of HotWheels cars, or a racing game from the 90s. Regardless, I sent a PM requesting that they change it.

Oh like scp? No, that shit has become a breeding ground for cringe and reddit as fuck people

An SCP parody, the Committee of containing succubi are a government organization tasked with cataloguing and containing succubi who dare reap the mortal realm

I like imagining that Dr. Bright set up the scenario in all SCP porn.

But something has come about in my life that has turned it upside down. My children. My children are symphonies. They are +1,000,000 upvote articles.

I took up dancing. I can dance like a mother fucker to this day; hip-hop. I joined a hip-hop dance troupe (the only white guy on it!) and we performed around the city.