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Software engineer, roboteer (roboticist?), home improver, pretend gardener, amateur photographer, leftie, occasional musician, editor & publisher @ Bob Hill Publishing, language nerd (currently learning Japanese ゆっくり). Fan of solar PV, EVs, and clean air.

I make robots think so you don't have to.

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-30

@courtney Computer* manufacturers can't be bothered to make left-handed stuff.

Try putting up a "I wish my iPhone worked left-handed" post and laugh at how many replies are righties right-splaining with stuff like "I use my phone in my left hand all the time I don't have any problem, all you have to do is xyz".

* All manufacturers

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-20

We live in a world where #OfficeDepot is the best place in town to pick up a good gaming laptop off the shelf.

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-16

Timeout errors from another land.

"Returning to the beginning due to a lapse in time" sounds like a pretty good idea to me.
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Pavel A. SamsonovPavelASamsonov
2025-06-15

Programmer looking at LLM code: Where did you learn to write this kind of garbage?

LLM: *through tears* From you! I learned it by watching you!!

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-15

@agnes It took about 10 seconds on the shinkansen to convince me that we need one on the West Coast.

20 minutes to Salem, 45 to Eugene!
1 hour to Seattle!
2 hours to BC!
3-1/2 hours to San Francisco!

You have to go all the way to LA or Vegas before a plane would be faster, and even then, I might pick 5 hours in a big cushy chair with plenty of room and great scenery than 1-2 hours standing in lines at airports, then 2-1/2 hours in a tiny seat.

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2025-06-14

The reason you don't have time to write unit tests is because you didn't write unit tests.

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-12

@markotway @codinghorror @grumpasaurus

That's reasonable. Most of the "modern" tooling built up around node.js is best left to people who haven't yet realized that their lifeforce is finite.

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-12

@codinghorror @markotway @grumpasaurus

Traditional HTML-driven sites (i.e., text.npr.org) work great and are fast enough to get JS-like interactivity.

I also think that in 2025 JS is fairly ubiquitous and capable (much more than 2008), so using a little doesn't bother me.

But if your website makes my phone hot (seriously github what are you doing), or if you show me a ridiculous placeholder animation instead of just loading paragraph of text, I close your website and move on.

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-10

@codinghorror I actively avoid facebook-derived technology because of their lack of morals. (It makes me sad that so many people use React.)

FB randomly suspended my mom's account, and told her that in order to reactivate it, they have to *scan her face*.

A) face recognition tech is illegal here (Oregon)

B) WTF, so if Facebook decides it wants to build up a library of biometric data, it just randomly bans accounts and requires them to submit face scans to back in?

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-10

Soon: Computers that don't work because they don't feel good about it.

An email preview: 

From: Intentional Emotional Resonance
Subj: Introduction to Vibe Coding: Designing with Intention and Emotion 

This course introduces participants to the foundational principles of Vibe Coding, teaching them to design software experiences that are not only functional but emotionally intelligent…
̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-09

@feld What I actually need is for "Apple Intelligence" to keep arguing with the CS rep on the other end for me until they reverse the misapplied late fee. "Hey Siri, CenturyLink overcharged me again, fix it"

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-09

Lately I haven't been hoping on the "#iPhone upgrade" bandwagon, but the "call me back once the hold music is over" feature is the best feature brought to a phone in a long time. Worth $1000 for a new phone to get that? Maybe.

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-09

And Pacific Power is on it! They knocked on the door just a minute ago. Now they have to drive around and figure out which transformer blew up.

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-09

I just heard a transformer pop.

It's another great day to have #solar panels and a house #battery backup! 🔌

#poweroutage

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-08

Want an upgraded room? You bastard! We now double the price of your "solo" breakfast.

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-08

You will be punished for solo #travel.

Breakfast for 2: $17
Breakfast for 1: $270
̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-07

@DP0 I'm really surprised nothing around the room caught on fire from the reflections in that video, especially from the diamonds! That guy is absolutely nuts.

It's also nuts that anyone can just buy laser diodes like that on eBay for about $250 all day long.

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-06

It's unclear to me how this person still has working eyes.

Also...#laser guns.

youtube.com/watch?v=UBVlL0FNbS

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-06-01

On #Expedia, in the 60 seconds it takes to click through my preferred flights, suddenly the price is $1,500 more.

And people ask me why I haven't booked my #vacation yet.

Expedia dialog saying "Ticket prices changed from $731.31 to $2,2661.31".
̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-05-29

The new #StackOverflow developer #survey is up. Or rather, the new Stack Overflow "Do you love #AI because it's great or because it's awesome?!" survey is up.

meta.stackoverflow.com/q/43408

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