nobody ever asks How We Do In The Shadows

@splott thanks for what you do ❤️

#StarTrek

everyone’s headlights are TOO DAMN BRIGHT

@viktorTheBoar I’d buy this

@mdta ❤️❤️❤️

If anyone is looking for an amazingly AWFUL Christmas movie with a dash of gore, might I suggest Violent Night

@CactuarJoe pictures of Min, OBVIOUSLY

I gasped so loud in the store that someone asked if I was OK

It’s state fair season here in Minnesota, I’ve spent all day in the sun eating various deep fried things-on-a-stick and drinking weird flavored beers. My guts are in distress.

If you say Cupid shuffle I’ll block you

What’s the best song that’s got you groovin at a wedding? Asking for my near future wedding purposes

seriously though, realising that people are going to judge you no matter what you do is the most liberating thing. you may as well do what you want

Don’t tell Peter I’ve missed several caturdays

*aliens land on earth*

president: welcome to our planet, i hope you come in peace, and that we can learn so much from each other, respect each others' culture, and coexist peacefully...

alien: have you got any games on your phone..?

Update:

I’ve learned nothing from this

@LewieKong I believe in you, Tony Honks