have an inside the park grand slam for your thoughts
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have an inside the park grand slam for your thoughts
@BestGirlGrace @niss @valpackett you can’t tell which parking lot they’re going into so it’s literally a game of chicken every time
and they only really appear on 45mph stroads
all because people drive even more aggressively if you’re waiting in the left travel lane and they don’t want to wait 30 seconds for you to turn home
@valpackett @niss people call them suicide lanes for a reason
and afaik they only exist in the us and canada
(i prefer to just go overshoot, turn right at a light, turn around in a parking lot and turn left at the light to come around and go where i need to go unless there’s no traffic)
now i wonder if europe has suicide lanes
@valpackett @niss also, this
the center lane can be used in both directions but only to turn left between traffic lights
@niss @valpackett it is and isn’t
it’s single dotted yellow if both sides can pass, and one solid/one dotted with the dotted side being allowed to pass
and a single solid yellow on the left shoulder of divided highways
the thruway may have gotten rid of toll booths, but the entrance and exit ramps are the same configuration and very very confusing
it’s funny how I-90 is basically tolled everywhere east of wisconsin (except for the tiny bit in pennsylvania) but most of it isn’t
Who will win in a fight?
throwback to the year the gps borked and we ended up taking the rochester exit and needing to loop back around, missing lunch at that hotel diner in geneva we always stopped at
that blunder was my first taste of dunkin donuts’ frozen coffee at the rest area there
though i might still get the discount if it goes by my plate number? idk how it works after they changed to complete cashless toll gantries
back in my day it was my job to hold the ticket, count up the exact change for the exit we were taking, and be ready when we merge off while also texting the other car on the old keyboard phone
road trip next weekend though
hopefully the e-z pass i ordered gets here by friday but i doubt it, i just ordered it today
….i don’t want my weekend to be over 😔
statistically, there must be at least one gracebody who likes inflation and has a photo of her getting round and i MUST find her
@BestGirlGrace @ben horse isekai: friendship is ballooning
wait the green cross light up sign is a real generic pharmacy thing in europe?
is there a kink for getting people to try out your other kinks
hey if you get art of your OC getting inflated for the first time because i’m giving you brainworms
SHOW ME PLEASE omg
@BestGirlGrace nyeheheheh
my plan is coming together (giving everyone an inflation kink)