silt‮!
// THREE THOUSAND POUNDS OF STEEL FIRED THROUGH MY LIMP BODY //

don't stand so close, it's killing you

"gender abstractionist" – @cqql@tech.lgbt
"the trickster god archetype" – [redacted]

#yesbot
2025-06-17

good friends expose friends to infohazards

2025-06-16

(filling your shoes with sand that you feel compelled to empty before moving further)

2025-06-16

containment beach (trapping you in sand)

2025-06-15

@ezio the bbc nature documentary guy

2025-06-15

@ezio of the david variety

2025-06-15

@ezio truly you are the next attenborough

2025-06-14

kerbin to mun to insufficient ∆v and thrown out of the system pipeline

2025-06-13

i have no words and i must post

2025-06-11

why do they call it the ideal rocket equation
personally my ideal rocket equation is one that doesn’t slowly drive me mad

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Glyphglyph
2025-06-07

how far off do we think this is from being the default shell startup on every platform

thepit.social/@peter/114601765

A screenshot of a terminal, with a big ASCII-art "STOP!" banner, and below it,

"""
This is an operating system feature intended for developers. If ChatGPT
told you to copy-paste something here to accomplish a task, it is a scam
and it will delete all of your files.
"""
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VWestlifevwestlife
2025-06-07

Funny error message from old Intel webcam software. Apparently in 2001 they never thought anyone would have more than 2 GB of RAM in Windows XP, so on my ThinkPad X60 with 4 GB of RAM (3 GB usable by the OS) it wraps around and reports a negative number.

"This product requires a minimum of 32 MB of RAM. Your system has only -1033 MB. Setup cannot continue."
2025-06-04

<- frisson reactor

2025-06-03

@ezio he is my hero

2025-06-02

@dushman @kasdeya also leads to the problem of those topics slipping through people’s wordfilters
it’s just a vestigial behavior from other platforms that does far more harm than good here

2025-06-01

@ezio no you’re right about that too actually

2025-05-31
2025-05-31

with the combined support of the unwashed masses and the military-industrial complex i will briefly become mommy-coded

2025-05-30

consensus reality between me and the rest of the hivemind. it still counts. i’m perfectly sane

2025-05-30

i am the only one with a grip on reality. everyone else, though? crazy. delusional. it’s so hard being objectively correct all of the time

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Star Trek Minus Contextnocontexttrek
2025-05-30

It's the weekend, baby

Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

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