Lmst

@schenklklopfer @skruffl for clarification, it keeps turning off the screen, which it would usually prevent if you had the face id sensor, because it would detect movements with that
but since the SE doesn't have it, the feature is just broken

@schenklklopfer @skruffl i guess it depends on what you're used to!
but i was struggling with Standby Mode not working, and it had something to do phone being muted? everyone assured me that can't be, but i know what i saw lol
also it generally is just bugged on the SE, because it doesn't have face id
I guess I just didn't spend enough money for features to work

today i tried using iOS for something voluntarily and it didn't take 5 minutes until i regretted it because it's so buggy and unintuitive

i genuinely can't fathom why anyone likes iPhones 💀

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A text showing the word PRIDEMONTH that eventually fades and reveals IDE, an old standard for internally connecting storage devices, optical drives and some other devices like a Zip Disk Drive.

Shown below is the picture of a female 40 pin cable (not quite IDE, sorry!) in rainbow colors vaguely resembling an IDE cable.

ich bin sehr gespannt wie die geschichte von kristoph, ralph und susanne weitergeht

morgen finden wir raus ob tobias fuchs gekocht hat

i can't believe gay people are real now

darkrai needing 25 points to drop an eureka seed is the beginning of enshittification of pokémon sleep

wieso sagen kinder eigentlich "ich muss pippi machen"? wenn du pissen musst ist die pisse doch schon gemacht
sind die dumm?

i have assembled them all

packaging of the new mother 1 protagonists as plushies

the same plushies of the mother 1 protagonists but unboxed, in my plushie shelf, along with some other, unrelated plushies

the mother 2/earthbound protagonists, unboxed, in my plushie shelf, along with some other, unrelated plushies (and a mr. saturn in his house)

the mother 3 protagonists, unboxed, in my plushie shelf, along with some other, unrelated plushies (and a clay man)

the steam deck has been an invaluable innovation for Arbeitszeitbetrug

joker stencil

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This is the future of programming.

No Code
No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere.

Getting Started
Start by not writing any code.
(blank code box)

This is just an example application, but imagine it doing anything you want. Adding new features is easy too:
(blank code box)

The possibilities are endless.
(blank code box)

Building the Application
Now that you have not done anything it's time to build your application:
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Yep. That's it. You should see the following output:
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To be clear, I'm oki about the microchips in the COVID vaccine, I'm just against the binary blobs. Plus I'm sure they're violating GPL. We ought to make a libre free-as-in-freedom implementation of the COVID microchips.

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