if you love something, set it on fire

@Shrigglepuss@octodon.social Thank you :) instance shopping is so much fun, there's a silicon deamon on my shoulder telling me to start my own as well haha

@lynnesbian@deadinsi.de thank you for your concern :) that was almost a decade ago, things got better, but doctors stay the same :p

@Shrigglepuss@octodon.social hey, Im out of the loop, is there a tag or a post that will help me out? obs an internet search is just comming up josh whedon related

you: sorry, whats that?

me: uhh, well i mean i can't really explain it, just look it up, google is your friend, jus--- *shakes head vigerously* fuck,!!! Google ain't your friend! duck duck go it. go it. duck the fuck outta it. put that question to the duck my friend. Duck it. or go to a library & ask them. say "can you duck this for me" like that. "can you duck this fact to tell me its true". thats what you say now

be warned, asking an australian and a linux user if they want to root will yeild different results...

I say dumb things sometimes

@bgcarlisle start a magic pho meat line and sell to muggles.
enchant real meat to tell you about it's life every time you open the fridge door.
contaminate the soy feed with potions that convey an animals feelings to everyone in a 200m radius.
enchant furs to regain life and attack whoever tries to wear them.
put a spell on eggs so they all start hatching chickens (do not do this in china).
promote a wizard achademy under the guize veganism gives you superpowers.

@Sci https://opensource.com/business/10/7/cooperative-success-understanding-co-op-business-model this comes close

@Sci hue, but really the specifics are insane and Ive never had it adiquitrly explained to me

@Sci wel, two players work together to finish a game, rather than working against each other

1973 Chilean coup

55 years today

> STRAIGHTEN OUT AFGHAN
DON'T KNOW HOW TO STRAIGHTEN OUT AFGHAN

if you're having trouble visualizing the recursive centaur i've made this helpful reference

@alex trying to use regression analysis stats is so much easier on libreoffice

...but excel graphs are so pretty :(

"The computing scientist’s main challenge is not to get confused by the complexities of his own making." -- E. W. Dijkstra

snowpea's guide to healthy living, part one

give yourself upper neck massages more

THE WORLD (a gaze of faces)

the part was like her mother
and yet his usual chair is really intended.

they will do nothing when staying a day

they shall do anything while keeping the sun

for a week of lips, we listen to the judge
little, savage, looking, therefore never seen

Dear Fediverse,

Soon, some venture capitalist will put $5 million into a startup that offers free fediverse accounts with unlimited storage, etc.

Unless every other instance instantly blocks such a service from Day 1, you can kiss your fediverse goodbye and say hello to a new Gmail. Once network effects kick in, they will make the rules.

It _can_ happen here but you have an opportunity to kill it before it does.

#centralisation #fediverse

Taken from a blind spot.
Those trying to avoid cctv know how; it doesn't protect anyone it only serves to track us.
#cctv