Adventures of Baron Munchassen

Rabbit disguised as a reindeer. Mostly harmless, locally grown 🏳️‍🌈+🇮🇹 Angeleno. オタクfor #cycling, graphic design, husband @elfkin, adventure & JRPG games, #ceramics, 日本, eastern spirituality and aviation. Professional health care storyteller. Often bawdy, occasionally filthy. Frequently weird. Firm believer in positive sensual reinforcement.

You’ve been warned. 🔞

My mind is at rest in the space between two places…10,000 miles above L.A.

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈🧵🧝🏼elfkin@woof.group
2025-05-23

I’m trying to get a jump on holiday gift making. (Ain’t no major retailers to whom I’m eager to give more money!) To that end, I’ve started trying to convert some classic airline posters to shadow boxes. Here’s a first (very rough!) draft fresh off of the Cricut.

A highly stylized image of a young woman with a 1960s style bob haircut promoting Pan Am’s routes to England. The woman’s bob is rendered in fuchsia with a dark purple background to accentuate the shape of her hair. Her eyes are shadowed in blue, lined in black, and she has purple lashes. Below her face are the words “England” and “Pan Am” which have been knocked out to a teal background.
Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-23

@billzismyname Thank you!! I’m hopeful that it’s less exhausting to throw a few words on a few of these every evening instead of agonizing over a detailed email update before I go to sleep every night

Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22

Oh good, the #AIDSLifeCycle postcards I designed also arrived! I ordered 250, so if you want me to send you one, feel free to make a donation. ;) giving.aidslifecycle.org/parti

Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22
Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22

@motoridersd I just don’t inow if there’s a good answer to thet right now. The fruit company is shifting most of their US phone production to India.

Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22

@billzismyname The only thing really wrong with the phone is hidden by a case… oh, and the battery is also at 88% capacity.

Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22

I just got a check from my cell phone insurance to pay for the repair of my iphone 14pro’s rear assembly… and am seriously considering putting it towards a newer model instead. The question is… do I wait until September? The 15 series had better color options than the current batch and I’m tempted to wait and see what shades the 17 comes in before I buy anything.

Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22

@motoridersd It’s soooo creepy

Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22

I guess I have a lot of letters to send. 🤭

Photo of several sheets of US postage stamps laid out on a table. Designs include the Keith Herring love stamp, Betty White, dahlias, Goodnight Moon, a coil of 100 autumn leaves, postcard stamps and global stamps that feature a compass illustration.
Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22

@ianmnoone That would understandably get your goat!

Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22

I am so completely disturbed by that photo of The Self-Satisfied Product Designer and The Self-Righteous Knowledge And Art Grifter currently circulating the webs

Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22

@ianmnoone Well that really sucks. Something something did ewe see it coming?

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Bill (PlinyTheOlder)PlinyTheOlder@sfba.social
2025-05-22

Yesterday was the anniversary of the White Night Riots, which took place in San Francisco on May 21 1979 after Dan White was found guilty only of voluntary manslaughter after his murder of Harvey Milk and George Moscone. The violent police retaliation in the Castro that evening was swift and brutal. Underground cartoonist Paul Mavrides designed the now iconic NO APOLOGIES tee shirt in the immediate aftermath of the riots.

Today is Harvey Milk’s birthday, and there are events today in the Castro in memory.

Also on this day in Queer Ancestors:

Venus Xtravaganza, forever commemorated in Paris is Burning, was born today in 1965. She was murdered in 1988, aged 23.

Arnold Lobel, creator of Frog and Toad, was born today in 1933. He died of AIDS in 1987 at the age of 54.

Today’s also the anniversary of the passing of poet Langston Hughes, who died after complications due to surgery for prostate cancer in 1967 at the age of 66.

A drawing of a burning police car with the words NO APOLOGIES MAY 21ST 1979 SAN FRANCISCO
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A rant on why I think we need realistic Solarpunk, plus some other things 1/2 ☀️

Felt compelled to make this. It will finally stop floating around in my head 🎉

Podcast over here if you're interested: podcast.tomasino.org/@Solarpun

#solarPunk #hopePunk #art #myArt #comics #sustainability

Page 1 of comic. The uppermost caption states: "I like realistic Solarpunk. I think it's the best kind, actually!" Under it is a horizontal space filled with doodles: someone exiting a tool library, a girl holding a mended sock, a chama group is pooling donations, a woman browses Wikipedia, a volunteer is filling a bowl with free soup.
"By realistic I mean grounded. Something that we could imagine happening in our real world. No magic (a drawing of a girl with fire powers), no supernatural elements unless you know what you're doing (a talking cat), no cure-all tech (a man is claiming a tiny piece of tech is going to solve everything).
The artist appears. "I feel that way because of my answer to this question: what is Solarpunk for?"Page 2. "Well, let's see...Solarpunk isn't just an aesthetic, it's an emerging genre and artistic movement." The statement is accompanied by mandala-like drawing of several hands drawing the Solarpunk symbol.
Then there's a dualistic drawing: Cyberpunk and Solarpunk next to each other. In the Cyberpunk drawing, a man is holding a gun, and in the other he is unloading soil from a big bag into a garden bed. Three tiny people are floating next to the Solarpunk man, imagining what tasty stuff can grow from that soil.
The caption reads: "Solarpunk is also sort of CyberPunk's counterpart. While Cyberpunk concerns itself with wrecking bad old systems, Solarpunk is about building new, better ones. SolarPunk's creation was very intentional - it's for letting us imagine a tomorrow that's not a fucking shitshow."
In the corner, the artist points at a box labeled "future" and asks "If it's alive, what do you reckon it looks like?"Page 3. "And that tomorrow part is important! When it comes to technology, we can stop climate change and achieve a sustainable world right now." A whole section next to this text is filled with various sustainable technologies: perma- and polyculture, wind turbines, vernacular architecture, reforestation, libraries of everything, trains, trams, bikes, solar panels, habitat restoration, degrowth etc.
"We don't need to wait until a fancy piece of tech comes along and fixes everything." There's a rendition of that meme where people are huddling together to discuss something. A contraption called "carbon sucker 9000 appears". The group gives it a thumbs up and continues discussing their own stuff like minimizing plane travel.

"What we need is large cultural and societal change. But most people struggle to imagine anything but dystopia."
In a frame nearby, a rich guy gleefully puts his foot on a pair of scales, favoring a bag of money over the planet. However, just out of frame is a group of people with tools, ready to take the planet back.

"Solarpunk is for filling that blank space! And a grounded, though not unambitious, approach makes it feel more achievable to the average person."Page 4. "If we can imagine absolute Cyberpunk dystopia with ease but not the opposite, it's because we don't have enough popular stories yet which would showcase that believable alternative." A lady is reading a Solarpunk book. She exclaims: "So you're telling me people can just do stuff without a monetary incentive or the risk of hunger and homelessness? Movie number 3752 about robots enslaving humanity was much more realistic!"
"The hard part for Solarpunks is imagining what the culture and structure of this new society would look like. How would it operate?" Drawing: the author sits gloomily at a desk, mumbling "I wish I could try out this hobby but the tools are so expensive, and I don't even know if it'll be a long-term interest or not...". But then they have an epiphany. "Wait, I could literally just go to the library!"
"How does this new world think? And what do we change about ourselves to get closer to it?" The final doodle is of a man stating we must ensure economic growth until the end of time, though the woman next to him retorts: "You and what endless planetary resources?" She then suggests that we instead produce what's necessary and give it to those who need it.
Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22

@takosix kome chameleon

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Dreadnought HolidayDreadShips@mastodon.me.uk
2025-05-22

Great day for fans of stuck boats, as a Cypriot cargo ship has parked itself in somebody's garden in Norway - AND THERE'S LIVE FOOTAGE!

It's actually really relaxing to watch unless, presumably, you're one of the crew...

Edit: boo! They've turned the camera off now it's dark and the page is down. I'll see if there's a YouTube version tomorrow or something.

Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22

Oh wow, ANA is finally going to offer one-way international awards… of course, the news is paired with a devaluation 🙃 ana.co.jp/en/us/amc/internatio

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2025-05-22

Okay, after the fifth conversation in the past month with a freelance journalist who had all the same questions and concerns, it's time for some facts which recommend against earnest and enterprising reporters going the traditional freelance route.

#1 (most important): If you are good at something, do not give it away for free. To put it differently, if you do give things away for free, give it all away for free. Don't try to straddle both.

#2 produce unique, valuable content that can't be found elsewhere that also adds to our understanding of the world.

If you freelance, chances are they will pay you a couple hundred bucks with the expectation that you will be overjoyed to have your story published in their pages. Congrats.

Nevermind that they haven't changed the rates they pay freelancers since 1992. But after you've done that a few times, please stop giving away your work so easily.

The main issue I have with journalists who reach out is that they have no sense of agency over the work they produce. They literally give their work away for nothing and then wonder why it's treated that way. It's as if their blood, sweat and tears only has value if it is reproduced in some reputable media organization. The truth is, most major media outlets positively subsist on this assumption.

Far too many people who have something worthwhile to say are content to outsource their research to places like Substack or Medium, without contemplating what they may be giving away in the process. There is no substitute for having your own place on the Internet that is uniquely yours.

There is zero substitute for staking out a domain that describes who you are and what you're about, and then dedicating much of that time you would have otherwise dedicated to pimping your Substack link or whatever.

This is likely the first of many posts on this thread. Thanks for reading.

Adventures of Baron Munchassensocalgecko@woof.group
2025-05-22
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2025-05-22

Me, 1996: No, "Goodtimes" is a hoax, an email can't run computer code or give you a virus

Me, 2000, miserable: Microsoft did something weird and now emails can give you a virus. Bubbleboy is real

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Me, 2010: No, the "Enhance" bit from CSI is not real. There aren't algorithms that can add information to an image.

Me, 2025, miserable: Microsoft did something weird and now the "Enhance" button is real, but the details are fake. Law enforcement IS using it and innocent people will go to prison

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