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Posts about food, games, tech, politics, being a single parent, and the small humans that wreck me.

Swears like an Aussie cu... ok, not in the profile.

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2025-06-07

@PhoenixSerenity my kids would wreck that pile 😆

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2025-06-07

@jerry we have a clowder of ferals in my neighbourhood. It's fun to watch them thrive in the city

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2025-06-07

@SeaFury ugh, yeh, A3 printers are a bitch. You're stuck with either cheap bubble jets or really expensive large formats

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2025-06-07

@SeaFury just get a Brother colour laser 😖

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2025-06-07

EXP are nailing it now they've got a few experts under the belt, and moving beyond just games. Fergs is always good:

Firearms Expert Reacts to John Wick: Chapter 2 Guns | EXP

youtube.com/watch?v=BC4QEBIBVfg

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2025-06-07

@ApostateEnglishman hahaha, I have to kind of agree, purely because Selleck, and his ilk, existed prior to the "creeps have moustaches" stuff

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2025-06-07

Dear straight guys,

The hierarchy of moustaches is:

Gay dude: hot
Bi dude: hot
Straight dude: creepy

Regards,
All non-straight guys

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2025-06-07

@GentlemanTech yep, the worst mistake we ever made was aligning our military with the US. Even before Trump, it's like buying a subscription model to second hand military equipment, but at the price of buying new.

Meanwhile, when we bought off Germany, France, and the UK, it was ours, and we even made them here (Mirages)

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2025-06-07

Today, a third vehicle being used as a coffee truck at this year’s #SMMT Test Day for journalists - the fourth generation Suzuki Jimny 4x4. *Everyone* wanted one of these incredibly cute vehicles when they first arrived in the UK in 2019 but the clamour now seems to have faded a bit.

#davidsdailycar #Suzuki #WeirdCarMastodon

Beige Suzuki Jimny coffee truck with black plastic appendages and roof box, front quarter viewBeige Suzuki Jimny coffee truck with black plastic appendages and roof box, rear quarter view. Coffees being served at open-hatch rear.
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2025-06-07

@davidwilkins my friend as a teen had one. We used to tear it through the dunes around Redhead and Jewells, near Newcastle, NSW, Aus.

Was the perfect vehicle for his surfy life.

They were already a well established part of life in Australia in the 90's

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2025-06-07

Maybe I should get a t-shirt that says "I'm not stupid, I'm just really high and ADHD"

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2025-06-07

I swear, I need to sit people down and explain I smoke insane amounts of cannabis just to alleviate pain, and combined with ADHD, I will miss real basic shit.

I suspect my kids know this, and capitalise on it. I'm fine with that

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2025-06-07

@elCelio hehehe, maybe, but mum has the kids on the weekends, I have them during the week

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2025-06-07

My ex just sent a pic of my son, in a Jedi costume, looking rather over being at comicon.

Apparently he's just not into it like my daughter is

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2025-06-07

Python is doing my head in. I have a csv that opens in one directory, but not another one (further down). Is there are a character limit on how long a file path can be? #python #help

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Ich würde die Zeitschrift kaufen.

Fake Zeitschriftencover von Non Competitive Cyclist, darauf ist ein Mann mit Fahrrad im Hintergrund Windräder und Überschriften:
wine gums and other superfoods
My bike cost less than my mate's pedals
Pushing up hills - the science
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2025-06-07

I refuse to read these articles about how Albanese should "handle" Trump when they meet.

If Trump can't handle frank and clear discussions like every other world leader can, he can play hide and go fuck himself.

Either Trump removes the tariffs, or they can shove their trade and cooperation treaties so far up where the sun don't shine they're choking on them for weeks

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2025-06-07

@hacks4pancakes did you get your hair done, too? 😆

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2025-06-07

@wallamba yeh, I grew up in Newcastle (between bouts overseas), and it was always on the shelves. I was ordering cases of the 1.25L bottles a while ago, because it was such a great memory to relive

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2025-06-07

Undisputed GOAT soft drink.

Saxbys cheery cheer soft drink

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