Little known fact, but all the AEC staff will now go back into their biostasis pods, and hibernate for the next 34 months.

#AusVotes #AusPol

Happy Star Wars Day!

Here is UK Supreme Court in 2011 saying incorrectly "The Star Wars films are set in an imaginary, science-fiction world of the future".

For as everyone knows they are set not in the future, but "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...".

https://www.bailii.org/uk/cases/UKSC/2011/39.html

@troberts @backupbear like all libertarians, freedumb™ only extends as far as their person and property

@backupbear and he always plays the "oh, you have no idea how hard it is to be conservative and gay" card.

Dude, you chose to be a conservative and work against your own people, not us

@jpm nah, he came back with a fake tradie (that was one of his own staffers) for this election

Tim Wilson showing he's a piece of shit, as usual

#auspol #ausvotes

@SeaFury already done 😆

@SeaFury halal sausages, vegan options, onion, basic sauces.

Was run by the school

Aussies. If you had a democracy sausage at a polling place. How much did you pay for it? And did they give you onion?Were there vegan options? #DemocracySausage #ausvotes

@rowlandm @skinnylatte yeh, if there's one thing we're awesome at, it's treating refugees like shit 😖

Shit's going down out the back. A pair of gang bangers decided to have a fight with their "woman". Now there's 3 cop cars pulling 20 years of prison out of their car

All those text messages - millions of dollars - to get half the votes of the Legalise Cannabis Party 😂 #AusPol

@hacks4pancakes we all just wanted to make sure you had the good news.

I'm still nursing a hangover with a hair-of-the-dog 😆

"it is very hard for any Opposition to get momentum when Labor controls the media narrative." Paul Murray, #SkyNews 😱 🤷‍♂️
#insiders #auspol

@InsurgoFormica wait? He said that with his ugly mouth?

I suppose if there's anything this election has taught us, it's that 90-seat plans are a mirage.

Labor didn't have a 90-seat plan, but Dutton did.

You can't plan to get 90 MPs, but, by god, you can capitalise on your opponent's amateur campaign and end up with them

#auspol #ausvotes

Very relieved and proud Australian today.
🟢 No to nuclear power
🟡 No to divisive culture wars
🟢 No to higher tax
🟡 No to Job Cuts
🟢 No to deporting duel citizens
🟡 Yes to building more homes
🟢 Yes to action on Mental Health
🟡 Yes to Cheaper tertiary education
🟢 Yes to Public Health

Most importantly it was a big resounding NO to Temu Trump who lost his seat. #Australia #auspol #auspol2025