Front-end architect & CSS specialist at @cloudfour in sunny Portland, Oregon. Freelance dungeon master. UFO Nerd @veryexcitingtime. Curator @fridayfrontend. He/him.
We have a few potential projects in our pipeline that may require contracting a skilled front-end web developer (HTML/CSS/JS) who isn’t afraid to dip into server-side templates (JSP, PHP, etc.) to bring those experiences to life. Remote position, US candidates only.
Who should we be talking to? (Boosts welcome!)
I’ve had several web developers ask me about how Safari on iOS 26 extends down behind the Smart Search field (location/URL bar)… will you need to do anything to make sure the navigation doesn’t overlap your website?
You don’t need to do anything. The web page appears to extend below, behind. But the viewport itself & your content is 100% above the bar, just like now. The background color / image / look & feel of your page is extended further… so it looks beautiful. But content will not overlap.
🛸 Let's talk about Immaculate Constellation whistleblower Matthew Brown's odd message to Elon Musk about murder, AI, #UAP coverups, and occultism. #UFO https://veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/2025/74-matthew-brown-2/
🎉 I just published issue #500 of Friday Front-End! When I started this in August 2015, I wouldn't have guessed that it'd still be going strong ten years and 500 issues later. Thank you for subscribing! 🎉
Also, I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but I'll say it again:
Part of your job as a senior is to tell your juniors about your fuckups. The embarrassing cringe reckless and lazy bullshit that you did when you were new, and the various times you brought down Prod. We ALL did it sometime. And then tell them: the moment you realized you fucked up, I know, the impulse is to try and cover it up, but don't do it. Come to the seniors you trust, and they'll help you unfuck it, and fight management tooth and claw like mamma and pappa bears to defend you from any shitheads in management. Because that's what our seniors did to us.
Waiter: Good Evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?
Customer: Yes , please .
Waiter: THIS TOWN (tow-own) IS COMING LIKE A GHOST TOWN.
🛸 When Dr Eric Davis spoke to Congress recently about the #UAP crash retrieval program that's been hidden from them, he talked about exotic materials, #UFO flight mechanics, and even alien races, including greys, nordics, repilians, and insectoids! https://veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/2025/73-eric-davis-aliens/
🛸 Matthew Brown, author of the Immaculate Constellation report, shares his efforts to report the program to his chain of command, why he became a #UAP whistleblower, and his theories about a breakaway civilization! #UFO https://veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/2025/72-matthew-brown/
@beep I have to periodically blow in mine like a freaking Nintendo cartridge.
🛸 While we wait for the third part of the interview with the Immaculate Constellation #UAP whistleblower to drop, let's talk about how Lue Elizondo shared a new #UFO photo that was quickly debunked, upsetting a lot of people. https://veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/2025/71-elizondo-photo/
begging the vatican press corps to ask the new guy’s opinion on illinois nazis
Hey you! Do you wear #tshirts? 👕
Do you like #ducks? 🦆 How about #UFOs? 👽
If you answered “yes” to some or all of these questions, then dig this new merch for my buddy @spaceninja’s podcast @veryexcitingtime… art by yours truly! https://cottonbureau.com/p/WGDZKA/shirt/ufo-duck
Shortly before his death, JFK advisor Harald Malmgren gave an interview revealing that he saw footage of a #UFO being brought down by a nuke test, held #UAP debris in Los Alamos, & was briefed on crash recoveries by CIA dep. dir. Bissell! https://veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/2025/70-harald-malmgren/
🛸 #UAP whistleblower Jake Barber's group Skywatcher claims a "100% success rate" with their #UFO "dog whistle" and intend to scientifically prove mechanical and psychic summoning by the end of the year! https://veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/2025/69-skywatcher-2/
This is amazing. Someone at Cloudflare thought it was a good idea to block any url that has camel in it.
https://github.com/npm/cli/issues/8203#issuecomment-2769950878
🛸 #UAP whistleblower David Grusch has been hired as a staff member in Rep Burlison's office, where he will give guidance on the #UFO investigation. https://veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/2025/68-grusch-hired/
let me just say up front that I love Star Trek—but we have to agree that LCARS is not good UI. societal utopia, sure—where are the user interface folks
are we ready to reconcile how many tech spaces have at least one anger-as-a-personality-substitute man that everyone just tolerates (if not idolizes)
