@sanity FYI @sammy

@yassie_j that's that 451 is for https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/451

@revengeday yo boss, is nightcity.bar up and running again? Can I register again or should I wait a bit longer?

@yassie_j Yaseen? Yaseen? Huh, Noseen anymore.

@awoo und dafür habe ich Logik an der Uni gelernt? Wow!

I can't wait for that package to arrive! Why is it Sunday? No progress being made on Sundays as far as the postal service is concerned

@enno ach komm, wenn die Kinder eh nur Spielzeugautos haben, können sie direkt lernen, wie Autos am besten Radwege blockieren oder als Straßen missbrauchen.

How many likes is my life worth?

~ The Chainsmokers – Sick Boy

@5tern1 don't have any. I guess I have a corpo mug from the company I'm working for but that's not cyberpunk themed.

I temporarily deleted my nightcity.bar account because the server is going to be reset today. I don't know how well other servers handle an account reappearing on a freshly reset server without the old account making its disappearance known first. This might be totally unnecessary but since the account would've been deleted later today anyway it doesn't really matter from my point of view.

YouTube's advertising algorithm thinks I'm a woman. I get advertised, among other things strictly made for women, products for organs I do not even have. And I think that's beautiful. I think that tells me something about meself.

@maeve A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
‘qwertyuiop’ beers.
Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.

@awoo good morning

Hazardous materials are asked to refrain from spontaneously combusting.