Simon newslttrs.com

It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, it’s me.

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Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08
Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-07

@acarsdrama and Sheena is a punk rocker

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Effin' Birdseffinbirds
2026-01-07
a bald eagle surrounded by stars and stripes and the text "oh my god, what the fuck"
Simon newslttrs.com boosted:
2026-01-06

Over the weekend, did you see the much-shared story on Reddit by a supposed whistleblower?

It started like this: "I’m a developer for a major food delivery app. The 'Priority Fee' and 'Driver Benefit Fee' go 100% to the company. The driver sees $0 of it. I’m posting this from a library Wi-Fi on a burner laptop because I am technically under a massive NDA. I don’t care anymore."

Well, it was a fake.
platformer.news/fake-uber-eats

#journalism #AI

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2026-01-06

I Carry A Torch For You*
Caveat Frog

An illustration of a frog holding a flaming torch

I CARRY A TORCH FOR YOU*
* and a pitchfork and I'm with the rest of the villagers heading towards your castle to finally end your reign of terror

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Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-06

@foone and is it under a FLOSS license?

Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-06

@fesshole Kane unable

Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-05

Tired: articles about new year's resolutions
Wired: shoe-horning AI into stories about new year's resolutions archive.is/OMxhM

Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-05
Simon newslttrs.com boosted:

A back-to-work cartoon for @newscientist.com@bsky.brid.gy

Two scientist walk through a lab. One is saying:
"I am a scientist, Martin. My observations must be meticulously documented, rigorously analysed and objectively verified. Haste is the enemy of wisdom!"

The other asks:
"But could you share a preliminary appraisal of your general thinking?"

The first replies:
"Well, if you insist on a crudely reductive answer, then, yes, I had a nice christmas."
Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-05

@RupertReynolds @GossiTheDog I hear people in Newcastle are considering putting on long trousers

Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-04

I could have sworn this jumper fitted me before Christmas. Only plausible explanation is that it some how shrank while I was stuffing myself with cake and pudding for a month.

Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-04

@ianbetteridge large amounts of money for saying "no", sounds like the DUP with Teresa May

Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-04

Daily Star nails the headline once again

"Peace loving trump attacks Venezuela"
Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-03

@ianbetteridge passing on the mantle?

Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-03

@ianbetteridge there should be a name for headlines like that. Some kind of law, maybe. 🤔

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2026-01-03

People keep assuming that we're invading Venezuela for oil, but let's also consider the possibility that Maduro said something like "Trump Tower looks gaudy" 30 years ago and it has been eating away at Trump every day since.

Simon newslttrs.comspzb@infosec.exchange
2026-01-03

So, it's out in the open. US is conducting a coup against a sovereign nation.

Trump says the US is going to run Venezuela "until such a time that we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition".

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