We perhaps shouldn't dwell too long on how a few bits of grated carrot ended up in my hair. Apparently I grated the carrots for the carrot salad a bit too enthusiastically.

Just because:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28PTc4WE-RY

...and this, I assume, is the blog post that led to him being refused entry to the US. There is *nothing* here that should provoke that kind of reaction from the US authorities:

https://www.kitchencounter.blog/p/on-the-deportation-of-dissent

“Clearly, they had technology in their system which linked those posts to my Esta … a long time before I took them down,” he said. “Because they knew all about the posts, and then interrogated me about the posts once I was there.”

Right now, the USA does not deserve international visitors.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/jun/15/australian-deported-from-us-says-he-was-targeted-due-to-writing-on-pro-palestine-student-protests

とても怖いです。

Yep, still looks like he's doing a poo.

Mary Beth Lacey could kick RoboCop’s ass.

Sing along to Münchener Freiheit’s “Keeping The Dream Alive”?

Sometimes you just need to go basic.

(Note to Americans: this is not a pie.)

Tonight on Duolingo, vomit. Lots and lots and lots of vomit.

Oh shit.

Dame Julia McKenzie WHEN?

Unbelievably, there are still millions of people stupid enough that they believe this is a news channel:

For King Hell.

@ItsThatDeafGuy Way east of me, but I bet most of Kent has had a very noisy evening.

Whoa.

Duolingo just gave me the finger:

@feld Then that, I'm afraid, says something about American consumers. Aldi is everywhere in the UK, and we all know it's a German chain.

And that's not the only jaw-dropping part. Why on earth would a supermarket *in Germany* carry American products, or label things in English?

Probably should have done this when I went out to the shops earlier...

[blank stare]