Steve Canon

§ 512. STATE PIE
The state pie shall be apple pie.

Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE
When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions:
(a) with a glass of cold milk,
(b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce,
(c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

2025-12-24

@void_friend taillights of Jen’s car (hiding behind mine) as she heads to work

2025-12-24

Good morning!

Seasonally-appropriate weather this morning.

View from our front door this morning. A storage box with a bunch of our stuff, our driveway and new house under construction, and about 5” of new snow on everything.
2025-12-24

@Drwave a set of paintings

2025-12-23

@cloudthethings Cat has not been installed yet.

2025-12-23

House construction update: finally got the glass installed for the cat viewing window.

A 20"x20" square window with an extra-deep sill next to the front door.
2025-12-23

Exceedingly well-packed

Protective foam removed, revealing four separate tubes. Looks like a Hollywood arms dealer prop.
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2025-12-23

Actually its pronounced 'jaslight' you've just been saying it wrong

2025-12-23

@ionchy yeah, that’s about right (but also the average person underestimates how big a wolf is by a lot).

2025-12-23

@ionchy bigger than a large German shepherd, smaller than the truly huge breeds.

2025-12-23

Riley is absolutely going to attempt to pack her brother in the crate and mail him to Patagonia.

2025-12-23

A delivery from the department of excessive packaging.

Some art that I bought at auction and had shipped to me from the UK. Honestly, a tube would have been totally fine, but they made up an honest-to-god crate like in the movies, with metal banding and all.
2025-12-23

@ricci I mean, pretty much in English too (fetid-verse).

2025-12-22

@grork for added lols, check out the Porsche co-branded machine which cost an extra $3k and sold out in like 8 hours.

2025-12-22

@grork it’s the La Marzocco logo (a Porsche nut friend got these cups for me, sort of as a joke, as I own neither a Porsche nor a La Marzocco, but they are nice cups, so).

2025-12-22

@dev when you steam eggnog it sounds exactly like the Nazgul screaming in the LotR movies.

2025-12-22

@fay59 bienvenue!

2025-12-22

Mi amore
Espresso macchiato (holiday eggnog version)

An espresso cup with a single espresso and egg nog foam
2025-12-22

@dev According to classmates Riley has the best handwriting and the worst spelling 😂

2025-12-22

Dear Santa 🥺

Dear Santa

merry christmas I hope i'm on the nise list, because I really dont want a pile of coal. I asked my mom and dad for a 3d pen. I dont want to ask for much butt if you could get me a dj furby that would great.

thank you
Love Riley
2025-12-21

@JamesWidman can’t really designate a middle-school in group when the kindergarteners all say it. It had to pass, but I’m amazed at how long it lasted.

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