MariahFaithContinelli

Social Growth Strategist • Creative Director • AI Enthusiast
Looks professional. Is deeply unhinged.
Building brands by day, dismantling BS by night.

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-06-08

We’ve been trained to ignore it.
Told it's "just a coincidence."
Gaslit into thinking it’s wild to question the obvious.

It’s not wild. It’s necessary.

linkedin.com/posts/mariah-fait

Start paying attention.

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-06-01

So… who audits the railroad systems?

Oh right—literally no one. Because apparently, 10,000 tons of mystery cargo needs zero adult supervision.

I’m sure that shipping container is just full of “mail” and “fresh produce”.

Trust the tracks. 🚂

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-05-25

Totally out of character?
Yes.
Still unhinged?
Absolutely.

So if you’re into steamy, secretly lonely, emotionally feral storytelling with a twist of sarcasm. You’re going to feel seen. And maybe a little flushed.

Hydrate. Click. Enjoy.

open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-27

Disclaimer: If this article offends you, please go outside, and touch some grass. I’m just sharing thoughts, not commandments. Let’s laugh, question, and survive the simulation together, yeah?

Read: linkedin.com/posts/mariah-fait

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-24

We dreamed of exploring the stars… but instead, we turned Earth’s orbit into a cosmic dumpster fire.

Right now, there are over 100 million pieces of space junk zooming around at 17,000 mph—basically turning our orbit into a giant, high-speed junk drawer.

Read more: linkedin.com/posts/mariah-fait

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-24

Cities like Phoenix, Las Vegas, and parts of India are on track to run dry within decades.

Farming is in trouble. Food prices could skyrocket. Mass migration is coming. And still, we pretend this problem doesn’t exist.

Read more: linkedin.com/posts/mariah-fait

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-18

Ready to stop begging for likes from your mom, and start actually engaging with customers?!?

LOL, hit me up!

LinkedIn: linkedin.com/in/mariah-faith-c

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-16

When Reality Gets a Deepfake Makeover.

How do we navigate a world where seeing is no longer believing? Where trust in media, politics, and even personal interactions is constantly at risk?

Exciting tech or a disaster waiting to happen?

Read the article here: linkedin.com/pulse/welcome-ai-

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-16

The SRVIVR25™ black box, designed by L3Harris in 2023. L3Harris officially named and introduced the concept for the SRVIVR25™ in 2020. BlackRock and friends, owns L3Harris Technologies.

Read the full article here: truthsocial.com/@mariahfaithcontinelli

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-16

‪I’m just saying… if someone wanted to investigate the cozy relationship between economic policy and private financial gain… they might start with this guy.

Mike Pyle

...

Read the full article here: truthsocial.com/@mariahfaithcontinelli

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-16

Is there a GoFundMe for the , or do we just Venmo the government directly? Asking for a friend. LOL.

Also, who at BlackRock do I contact to place my bid on Friday’s downfall? Need to know if ‘investing’ now just means predicting government chaos. 😂

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-16

Turns out, when companies bring in people who actually love what they do, things start clicking. Productivity skyrockets, creativity goes through the roof, and businesses start making MORE money.

Read more here: www.linkedin.com/in/mariah-faith-continelli/

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-16

We yeeted humans onto the Moon 60 years ago. Who's brilliant fucking decision was it to retire, and throw away the Saturn V blueprints because apparently, we were done with being 'awesome'.

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-16

Jeff Rake pitched Manifest in 2013, but producers were like,
"Plane mysteries aren’t a thing."

2014 BREAKING NEWS: Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 disappears.

NBC picks it up.
Netflix revives it.

Coincidence? Doubt it.

Let's test audience engagement before launching a new ETF... 🤯

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-16

BREAKING: Rare wildlife spotted in D.C. Experts say the swamp ecosystem is undergoing rapid changes.

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-16

BlackRock owns Hasbro, which owns Monopoly. They also own the media, the banks, the housing market, and your healthcare. This is totally just a coincidence… Keep rolling the dice, I’m sure you’ll land on Free Parking soon. 😂

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-03-16

You know how these fool's can make it up to us y'all?!?

"The Real Fraudsters of Wall Street & Washington"

Watch as your favorite billionaires and politicians struggle to keep their scams alive while pretending they give a shit about the economy!

Full article: truthsocial.com/@mariahfaithcontinelli

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-02-22

Today, I had a job interview for a "Social Media" role. Or at least, that’s what I thought I signed up for.

Turns out, I walked into what can only be described as a kindergarten classroom energy, but for adults.

Full article: linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:l

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-02-17

I know I’m not the only one who spent years dreaming about breaking free from the weight of draining friendships, family guilt trips, and always putting myself last.

The last two years have been the loneliest and happiest of my life. Real happiness. The kind where you actually wake up excited, where you get to be yourself without constantly carrying everyone else’s problems.

Read the full article here: linkedin.com/in/mariah-faith-c

MariahFaithContinellistreamlinedprojectmanagement
2025-02-17

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