Susan Going Incognito

Middle aged Scottish woman. I think I’m funny. I’m probably not. Overly empathetic, cries at adverts. Changed career last year and I’m now a qualified nail tech. Wondering if I’m about to just give up and lie down, or be a ringleader of the revolution.

Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2025-04-28

#nails #nailart
My daughter consistently chooses things to test me with her teeny tiny nails! A cow-print French no less!
🐄😜

Little hands with a French tip in white/black cow printLittle hands with a French tip in white/black cow print
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2025-03-17

@earthtoneone
Aren’t they fab! Saw the design on instagram, called Black Widow Aura nails and just had to have them 😈

Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2025-03-16

#crochet @crochet
A little crocheted penguin key ring I’ve made for another colleague’s leaving gift 🥰

Purple and pink crocheted penguin attached to a key ring fob
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2025-03-04

@stephan
The ALT text on this pic amused me 😁 An oops or autocorrect? 🤣

Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2025-02-22

#nails #toenails
The latest treatment I’ve learned to do, toenail reconstruction!
I’m changing peoples lives here!! 🤣
The before and after shots 🤩

Feet before treatment, with a missing/malformed big toenail, and the after pic showing a reconstructed nail, with a gel polish in hot pink.
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2025-02-02

@tecsiederp
So the hood is attached only to the front? That’s clever! Really lovely work 🥰

Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2025-02-01

#crochet @crochet
A little voodoo doll I made for a colleague’s leaving gift yesterday. I’m sure she already thinks I’m a little strange, and this will probably confirm that 🤣

A pale green crocheted doll with a disproportionately large head, wonky eyes and black stitches with 4 green and purple pins sticking out of it
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2025-01-14

#crochet @crochet
I was asked to make some Christmas tree baubles last month, and decided to make each one a different design. Then made a balloon dog with leftover yarn 🥰

Lilac crocheted ‘balloon dog’ shape with a pastel green bow on its neckCrocheted Christmas baubles in lilac, pastel green and white yarn
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2024-11-18

#nails #nailart
My daughter required fancy nails this week for her school Christmas singalong 🎄🎅🏻

Christmas inspired nail art in red, glitter and pink, including candy cane stripes, stars, snowflakes and a Santa tunic and beltChristmas inspired nail art in red, glitter and pink, including candy cane stripes, stars, snowflakes and a Santa face
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2024-11-13

@BamBam
Yes, pattern on Ravelry is by Heidi Bears, called the Happypotamus 🥰

Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2024-11-11

#crochet @crochet

Finally finished a baby gift for a friend. My hands huuuurrtt! 😅

A crocheted, stuffed hippo approximately 30cms long in a pink and grey colour palette. Using the African Flower motif in the construction of the whole thing.A crocheted, stuffed hippo approximately 30cms long in a pink and grey colour palette. Using the African Flower motif in the construction of the whole thing.
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2024-11-09

#nails #nailart
Not seasonal at all, but client was heading for a holiday to Mauritius so summer nails is probably pretty appropriate for the Indian Ocean right now eh? 😎

Fit tip nail extensions with black, neon pink and watermelon nail art
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2024-10-12

#nails #nailart
A spooky Halloween themed set for my holiday 👻🕷️I might have to have a nap now 😴💤 that was too much like hard work! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Purple black and silver hand painted nails with a raven, poison drips, a spider, pumpkin and crackled effectPurple black and silver hand painted nails with some silver transfers of a cat and a web too
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2024-10-07

#nailart #nails
A naked builder gel base, ready for nail art when I can eventually choose what kind of Halloween inspiration I’ll use 🎃👻💀 It might take me some time to choose tho 🤔

Plain peachy-pink builder gel polish on one hand. The colour does NOT go with my pale white skin tone!
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2024-09-27

#crochet @crochet

Release the Quacken! 🤭

A crocheted red duck with a yellow beak and green tentacles and an evil scowl on its face!
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2024-09-17

@neenznails
Colour is gorgeous…. Shape is *chef’s kiss * 🤩

Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2024-09-11

#nails #nailart

I haven’t been on here in forever, too damned busy with work and final college projects. I might as well post a pic of my latest nail art I did on myself this week, on a builder-gel base. I seldom get time to take pics of clients nails as my appointments are back to back at work … shouldn’t complain that I’m too busy, really ☺️

Nails with hand painted flowers in shades of lilac and purpleNails with hand painted flowers in shades of lilac and purple
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2023-12-29

#nails #nailart
I must be getting faster at work, since I’m managing to take pics of the nail art appointments now! 🤣

Chocolate brown swirls on nude nails with white stars and dots.Sweety-pink nails with hot-pink hearts.
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2023-12-19

#nails #nailart
I’ve realised nail techs get pretty busy at Christmas 🤣 no time to even take pics of the actual nails I’m doing, so here’s some practice nail art I’ve done in the spirit of the season 🎄🎅🏻

Nail sticks with Christmas designsNail sticks with Christmas designsNail sticks with Christmas designs
Susan Going Incognitosus@mindly.social
2023-12-01

#crochet @crochet
Finally finished my cushion. Nice spiral granny squares one side, potentially offensive nonsense on t’other 🤭

Crocheted cushion made up with 15 spiral granny squares in shades of blue and green, bobble stitch around the edges.Blue crocheted cushion with the words ‘live laugh lobotomy!’ in navy  letters

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