Jade

Developer. I play the guitar and and almost play the bass. I can sing, got pipes for days.

I used to instruct kids and adults how to kick in flashy ways.

TR / EN / DE
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

2025-05-21

I transitioned because I had a terrifyingly overdue library book.

Evasion maneuver: success.

2025-04-28

Managed to sit down on my ass and code for an hour or more.

Not having an obligation or a purpose is really my kryptonite. Time to set targets I guess.

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🤣 I laughed entirely too hard at this.

2025-04-25

Seufz. Wenn ich Polizisten sehe, bekomme ich Copschmerzen.

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André Vatter | @avatteravatter
2025-04-23
2025-04-09

I love it when people say “fun fact” and show me something that’s neither fun nor a fact. /s

2025-04-02
2025-04-02

Trans Day of Visibility is over.

The stealth mission is on, I repeat, the stealth mission is on. *disappears as a walking moving box*

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OnlMapsonlmaps
2025-03-31

Words for "Berliner" in different regions of Germany

(by u/rolfk17)

Words for "Berliner" in different regions of Germany

(by u/rolfk17)
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2025-03-30

@element you should've just stayed quiet instead of posting element.io/blog/us-shows-the-r

It really just reads like "well, matrix is better for fascist governments planning airstrikes on innocent people".

Just.. Why?

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2025-03-30

This is the IT version of parents telling their children „Everyday I walked to school. 20 kilometers. Uphill.“

mastodon.social/@nixCraft/1142

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Katharina Nocunkattascha@chaos.social
2025-03-29

„It took under nine minutes for TikTok to offer troubling content to their fake 16-year-old boys, which later included explicitly anti-feminist and anti-L.G.B.T.Q. videos. Much of the content blamed women and trans people for the standing they believe men have lost in the world.“ nytimes.com/2025/03/28/opinion

2025-03-23

Elon blocking opposition accounts during Turkey’s civil unrest is not unheard of. The same thing happened during the elections two years ago as well. He’s good pals with Erdogan.

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Matthiasfeb@loma.ml
2025-03-23
2025-03-23

@leah honestly idk anymore. My machine has been rotting on the shelf maybe I should start taking pictures again…

2025-03-22

@mrdrogdrog Debuff Received: Storms are now scarier.

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Koutsie :unverified:k@layer8.space
2025-03-17

tailscale.

2025-03-13

Warntag hat mich mitten in einem wichtigen Anruf erwischt. Ich habe ALLES vergessen, was ich zu sagen hatte. 😌🤝😌

2025-03-03

Auf der Suche nach einer neuen Gelegenheit! ✨

Ich bin Su (she/they), frontend-fokussierte Entwicklerin mit Erfahrung in React, TypeScript, Node.js, Testing & i18n.

Bis jetzt habe ich hauptsächlich mit diesen Technologien gearbeitet, bin aber immer offen für Neues. Ich suche eine Chance, ich lerne schnell und bin teamfähig. Boosts & Tipps wären super!

Boostet es gerne, jede Hilfe zählt!

Email: doenmszv@gmail.com

#FediHire #Hiring #JobSearch #Jobs #Frontend

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Terence EdenEdent
2025-02-18

Young folks: Please can we contribute using modern git-based workflow rather than email?
Old farts: No.

👶: OK, but can we at least use modern memory-safe languages?
👴: Also no.

👶: Perhaps we could modernise our language & attitudes to be more inclusive?
👴: LOL! No.

👶: Could we at least consider addressing some long-standing community issues?
👴: What part of "no" are you having trouble understanding?

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👴: Why aren't there any new people contributing to our project? Truly a mystery. 🙃

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