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Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Minneapolis. Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

2025-06-21

oh it’s the Summer Solstice in the Northern Hemisphere and I am by my presence in Minnesota surrounded by only very faintly reconstructed Scandinavians

2025-05-22

@aphyr all of these titles are incredible I wish I had time to consume them all

2025-05-17

I've had a little VPC from DigitalOcean for a zillion years running my tiny web stuff and stale-ass personal content and I like the "having a whole system" model but kinda wanna try someone else, what DigitalOcean-type thingies are people using these days?

2025-05-12

@henribus when I say I'm obsessed with that blouson I mean it

2025-05-12

@henribus I love it when I accomplish my objectifs

2025-05-12

I have French disco princess Dalida with "Laissez-Moi Danser (Monday Tuesday)" for you today, gay people youtube.com/watch?v=cS01qOGPx5

2025-05-07

@germ it bums me out that azaleas are so blah after they blow their wad all at once but I also think it’s a helluva show while it lasts so I’m all about them in woodland/woods edge areas like your personal forest

2025-05-07

@germ this RIGHT here is my favorite showy azalea tone, this Barbie ass pink, it’s soooo 🥰

2025-05-07

@alex everywhere needs to be Minneapolis and this will work

2025-05-07

Minneapolis is a walk to the beach city 🏖️

2025-05-05

@aphyr the case that led to this ruling could not possibly have been set up more iconically

2025-05-05

titties 👏 out 👏 in 👏 Minnesota

2025-05-05

@yesjohn I am laugh love live :)

2025-05-05

having an east-facing front porch has made me so much more enthusiastically a morning person

2025-05-02

@robdaemon FUCK YES enjoy enjoyyyyyy

2025-05-02

@thickurt nothing serious luckily! just rainy and gray day and having a kind of annoying time at work, so very minor key dumps! I’m gonna look at this fun movie and eat some ice cream and I’ll be feeling better :)

2025-05-02

I’m a little bummed out and need to have a good time so yes I am putting on OCEAN’S EIGHT (2018)

2025-04-30

@thickurt I posted this when I was feeling a little bad about how I got testy when someone kept rephrasing their “how long will it take” question and I just kept saying “I don’t know” but I should have just done that

2025-04-30

technical managers are obsessed with asking you to estimate how long it will take you to do some shit that you don’t even know what it is yet

2025-04-30

@aphyr a t-shirt I wear with pride yet

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