Thomas David

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought
-- John F. Kennedy

2023-07-02

@marcelias
#2 I suspect...

2023-06-23

@JoshuaHolland
Some Wagner camps were attacked with missiles by RF forces earlier today. Supposedly there were many deaths...

2023-06-23

@dangillmor
I hear they're removing the periodic table from 10th grade chemistry. They will also cease teaching evolution and only teach it in 12th grade biology.
India is going to fall into 4th world status soon....yuk...

2023-06-22

@GottaLaff
They only had to put up $40k. Someone like guo gave them the 💰 ney more than likely....

2023-06-22

@TomShafShafer @GottaLaff
Guo gave them the money probably...

2023-06-21

@w7voa
They will demand 20 f-35s or something like that as ransom...

2023-06-20

@GottaLaff

Did the Orca boat attacks convince them of that?

Thomas David boosted:
2023-06-20

5/ Via Andrew Weissman:

Judge Cannon's order is a standard affair setting a trial within the 70-day Speedy Trial Act (requiring a trial within that time frame), but there are MANY exceptions that extend that time, including ones flagged by Cannon in para 10 (including CIPA litigation).

2023-06-20

@emmatonkin @tymwol @GossiTheDog

Why would someone want to go on this jaunt given how unsafe this thing looks ?

Crazy...

2023-06-17

@Sundae_Gurl
When the poon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie,
That's amore
When you dine at the Y, don't eat it like it's a pie,
That's amore

2023-06-17

@AmishSuperModel
That's about 71 million people....a lot of mental problems for sure!

2023-06-17

@adhdeanasl
"Camel toes" would've been a fine answer, no?

2023-06-16

@tristansnell
I assume the fact that the PGA boss quit yesterday means folks on the PGA board got paid handsomely to do this merger....

2023-06-16

@LikeItOrLumpIt @the_etrain
If PBS were "Porn Broadcast System" it would appear there...complete with guy in tweed jacket in an upscale living room giving you a synopsis of the show..
" In today's broadcast you will see Sir McPenis perform his best thrusts with Lady Vaginia ably supporting him in a captivating story of the hunt for the mysterious Clit Oris".

2023-01-02

@ItsMissRiss
Yes, in India. Folks would climb up on the roof of this bathroom and poop there....gross doesn't come close....

2023-01-02

@sethcotlar
Elon's apartheid inclinations are coming to the fore .. interesting that he's hooked up with David Sacks who is also from south African to run Twitter .

2023-01-01

@jsm @Sundae_Gurl
Boebert and MTG write like this too...
They're all woefully unqualified...

2023-01-01

@mayaisloading

Those drunken midnight toots might be slightly odoriferous 🤣🤣

2022-12-30

@richsignorelli
"Knowingly" is the operative word....

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