@detondev unexpected noises coming from your joints
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becoming dumber as a career move
@chjara every person dies twice: when they breathe their last breath, and when their post enrages a rando for the last time
bus driver put last night’s “daily show” on his phone at max volume
if you’re bottoming for a man named richard, you have dick in your ass
@kahnjerker i know of several websites for this
mass production as democratization is such a wild concept because it’s correct and also incredibly off off-base at the same time
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anyone more online than me is cringe, anyone less online than me is a normie
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🧨UH OH 💣 DONALD TRUMP 💼🍑 AND his 😜 used 😏 to be number 1️⃣ HOE 💃🏻ELON 💋 FUCK have broken 💔 up?! 😱 And Trump 🍔 is in the 🔥 EPSTEIN 🔍 FILES 📂 ?! Boy, OH boy, 🤡 that's a JUICY 🍑 scandal 🍆 full of MESSY 💦 secrets and DIRTY💩
laundry 🧺! Is it 🍌 true? Did Elon 🌪 TURN 🍆 his back 👈 on the ORANGE KINGSIZE 🛏 blanket?! 😳 I mean, 🍆 talk about a 💥 POWER COCK couple 🍑👬, but now it seems 🚨 they've plummeted 💥 faster than 🚀 a hooker's 💋dreams on Wall Street 🏦! 💸 The REAL reason 🤔 for their breakup? 🍆 ELON couldn't HANDLE 👐Trump's BIGLY 🌪 ego 💥 and his need 🍆 for constant attention 👀😩, like a desperate DADDY in a DUMPSTER 💼 full of HOES! 😏💦 SHOCKER! 😵 It's only a matter of time ⏳before 🍑 Trump releases his NEXT LIMITED EDITION 💥SEX TAPE 💋 with the REAL 😈 Epstein files 📚! 🤫 GET READY for the COCKtale of the century 💦 because it's gon' be MORE SPICY 🌶 than a chili 🍲 pepper in 🥵 a hot tub! 🍆💦💋
laundry 🧺! Is it 🍌 true? Did Elon 🌪 TURN 🍆 his back 👈 on the ORANGE KINGSIZE 🛏 blanket?! 😳 I mean, 🍆 talk about a 💥 POWER COCK couple 🍑👬, but now it seems 🚨 they've plummeted 💥 faster than 🚀 a hooker's 💋dreams on Wall Street 🏦! 💸 The REAL reason 🤔 for their breakup? 🍆 ELON couldn't HANDLE 👐Trump's BIGLY 🌪 ego 💥 and his need 🍆 for constant attention 👀😩, like a desperate DADDY in a DUMPSTER 💼 full of HOES! 😏💦 SHOCKER! 😵 It's only a matter of time ⏳before 🍑 Trump releases his NEXT LIMITED EDITION 💥SEX TAPE 💋 with the REAL 😈 Epstein files 📚! 🤫 GET READY for the COCKtale of the century 💦 because it's gon' be MORE SPICY 🌶 than a chili 🍲 pepper in 🥵 a hot tub! 🍆💦💋
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🚨 ATTENTION THEORYCELS: PEAK FOUCAULT HAS BEEN REACHED 🚨
ANNUAL CITATIONS FOR FOUCAULT HAVE BEEN IN DECLINE SINCE 2020
YOU CAN STOP PRETENDING TO HAVE READ FOUCAULT, AND INSTEAD PRETEND TO BE ABOVE READING FOUCAULT
@lizzie this is a service im willing to provide
@detondev where’s this from?
femcell roan
god i know marvel movies were never good but at one point in time they were at least entertaining
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THIS IRRELEVANT OLD MAN AND HIS DAUGHTER
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