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PH / bringing this profile up to speed / powered by chopsticks and coffee / some sort of IT support bot / script kitty / something something cyber / the angry cyclist other drivers warned you about

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Man Gave Himself 19th Century Psychiatric Illness After Consulting With ChatGPT

🔗 https://www.404media.co/guy-gives-himself-19th-century-psychiatric-illness-after-consulting-with-chatgpt/

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a workstation …

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Myers-Briggs is astrology for middle managers.

@dan i'm probably going to hell for laughing like a maniac for this one

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This is, presumably, not a recommended technique.

A human blood pressure cuff wrapped around a light-colored cat’s entire body. It’s connected to a meter that is reading a pulse of 33 somehow.

fuck broadcom. that is all.

holy shit what is happening

i wished i wanted to follow a senior's footsteps

monkey's paw curls

senior is now on annual vacation for a month and now i'm the next closest person for it

help i think my cat's broken?

@FritzAdalis i need money :((

help i'm running out of things to do with my homelab :(

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I don't know who asked for this, but you can get... a CD player... that pretends to be a USB stick full of WAV files, so you can play CDs in a car too new to have a CD player?? What a cursēd bargain at only 325 roobucks

A black injection moulded case with a CD slot and an eject button on the front, and a cable hanging out the back with a USB A plug on it. A mounting bracket and a USB extension cable are also provided. The moulding looks very cheap.

This new USB CD player upgrade gives you the option to play music from your disc in newer vehicles without a CD deck. Requires a compatible head unit running on Android 4.4 or with USB media player that supports WAV file playback.

Easy to install, Simply plug the CD player into the vehicle's USB port and control it as you would a USB media device. Installation takes minutes and the included bracket ensures that the product can be secured firmly in any suitable location inside the vehicle.

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Be brave out there.

"may your Mercury (picture of Freddie Mercury)
Be more Freddie and less retrograde.

As suggested by
@punissuer@universeodon.com
Freddie Mercury, wearing a sports bib, smoking, against a background of Vincent van Gogh's Starry Night, but the central could swirl seems to stem from his cigarette

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digital transformation - the replacement of a government process that doesn't work with a web application that also doesn't work.

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boost if you are tired

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Article titled "7 Makeup Palettes To Get That AI Look!" by Elle Gorithm, July 31, 2025. It features a picture of an AI woman from the Guess clothing ad that appeared in Vogue that was generated by AI

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直径36cmのモフ
#特に意味をなさない猫の計測

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So Japanese mastodon has this thing where they randomly measure their cats.

Fantastic.

https://toot.blue/@nyaaanyanco/114950773289436940

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BitTorrent never asks for age verification.

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