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a ritual reserved for candle-lit nights. ~~20th of june~~ bandcamp doesn't seem to care about it being the 14th at the moment, so album now, i guess

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I was watching one of my old VHS recordings and found this. Hopefully he was caught 🙏

A wanted slide from an old VHS recording that says wanted in the upper right hand corner with a edited picture of Kendrick Lamar with text under it that says "Dijon Mustard, Call: (856) 947-4083".

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Help me! Where I am? I need to get out. 📍❓ 🗺
#TheAVGNGamingHint

James Rolfe confused, not knowing his current whereabouts. The phone cannot display his proper location leaving him questioning his fate…

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~~I have been informed that my job is not secure & I'll lose it within the next year month few weeks.~~ I have lost my job & housing. Does anyone know of a place in Georgia or Minnesota that has entry level positions for IT or any similar computer stuff? Electronics repair is something I'm interested in too.

I was unable to get any certifications from my current job so I'm stuck at entry level. They told me they would give me opportunities for certifications, but they never came, so I feel scammed & don't feel bad about leaving this company.

~~I don't know when exactly I'm losing this job but I'm guessing in about a month, so~~ I ~~might~~ need an immediate opening, just ideas about where I can look ~~when the time comes~~ now. I would prefer something LGBT friendly, because working with stereotypical anti LGBT boomers is killing me & I'm suffering in this environment.

If I can't get something in IT I'll take anything with a gay work environment that pays enough for me to live alone.

Boosts appreciated.

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tried to recreate the effect in just css/svg (far from perfect but pretty nice for a first try i think)

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look at my youtube recommendations dog im going to hell 🤦‍♀️

a youtube video titled "Wet-Dry World: Mastodon's Strangest Instance | Level By..." by Balls Central with a thumbnail cointaining bald essem in front of the wet dry world painting with a scuttlebug to the right of him and the text reading Mario

sir a plane has hit the second cluster

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this is why we at ByeCorps use Nano Cloud Platform

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A Tumblr post from wowwforever dated March 23, 2024 reads, "They'll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn't a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with...
hunters.” and then diana would be like “let's see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven" and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this"

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Be honest! Do I look good in this?

mirror selfie of Hideo Kojima, his neck is pushed back a little bit and he's wearing a white suit with a tie that most of his arm is covering, while staring at himself in the mirror.

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Behold the billionth repository created on GitHub. It’s absolutely perfect.

A screenshot of the billionth repository created on GitHub. It is appropriately titled “shit”

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Apple adds a basic competency test to the iOS developer beta installation page in order to prevent non-developers from installing software they're not supposed to be running.

#AlternateTimelineApple

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The image features a tweet from the user "NEOROUXLS" with the handle "[@]neorouxls." The tweet reads: "My dad just called him 'Harry Potter goat with a hint of gay' it might be over." Below the text is a photo of a plush toy resembling a goat with white fur, pink ears, and glasses. (character from deltarune) The toy is wearing a green outfit with a black heart on the front and a pink scarf. It is sitting on a laptop keyboard. In the background, there is a laptop screen displaying a pixel art image of a character, and various items are visible on the desk, including a red and white striped object and a small figurine.

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got the new #google #pixel update !!! can't wait to see the new features 😊

screenshot of the android updater saying there's a new system update available. the description for the update just reads "Welcome to the video revolution; Your videos are about to play a whole lot smoother..."

it's a reference to vinesauce/vargskelethor joel's windows vista destruction

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A meme featuring an old fashioned looking pencil drawing with shading of a hunter gather holding a bow, and with his family behind him. Beneath is the following text, "HEY SORRY I MISSED YOUR TEXT I AM PROCESSING A 24/7 ONSLAUGHT OF INFORMATION WITH A BRAIN DESIGNED TO EAT BERRIES IN A CAVE".

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Hi all, I'm @bitl@see.micenest.xyz

My instance owner quit fedi and my account went down with it. I am trying to get some of my data back, but please boost this so others can see it so I can try to regain my following.

I'll have follow requests disabled for this period of time (as in you can follow me)

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incredible homepage recommendation

a youtube video with a picture of the switch two playing the "welcome tour" paid title, and a tub of ben and jerry's ice cream. the video is titled, reasonably, "Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour VS A Tub Of Ben & Jerry's: A Genuine Analysis" and is by Palette Swap.

Apple can fuck up literally everything in macOS Tahoe and I wouldn't care if the mail app stops shitting itself every time i put my computer to sleep

if i could ever find anything in the altstore repo i could also fix one of my main gripes with it...

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