Tim J

I used to play in too many orchestras, and currently play in none. I'm interested in many things, often science, language or music related.

I like words (especially ones that don't exist yet), and cheese. I hate underthinking, football, parsnips, and rigid rules about commas.

Jeg bruker av og til et omtrent norsklignende språk, but am not in fact Norwegian. 🎻

Location
just outside Manchester, UK
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2026-01-01

Do you re-read favourite novels? Most of my friends don’t #books #Poll

Tim Jtimtfj
2025-12-31

@brianbilston @CellySally I heard you on Radio 4. More than once, I think. And well before 11 pm, too. What could be more glamorous than that?!

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2025-12-31

look at this chickadee i painted today! i am very proud of it

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Watercolor painting of a chickadee; there is no background, just white paper
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2025-12-31

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a new account in possession of a verification code must be in want of a better password than that, you fool, you absolute buffoon

Tim Jtimtfj
2025-12-31

@NatureMC And although "jeg satt" means "I sat", "Jeg har satt" means "I have set". (My memory aid: "satt" only means "sat" if it's sat on its own, i.e. if it's not got "har" with it.)

Tim Jtimtfj
2025-12-31

@NatureMC There's a group of verbs in Norwegian that are hideously confusing to learn when first encountered if you know English and German. They're the ones for see, say, sit and set. Here's the infinitive, simple past and past participle for each of them:

• to see: se, så, sett
• to say: si, sa, sagt
• to set: sette, satte, satt
• to sit: sitte, satt, sittet

So "jeg har sett" means "I have seen" not "I have set", "har satt" means "have set" not "have sat", and "sagt" isn't present tense.

Tim Jtimtfj
2025-12-31

@stonebear2 @beecycling Neither wholly holey nor wholly unholey. But they do exemplify the concept of "thin places".

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2025-12-30

what if you just close all those tabs

Tim Jtimtfj
2025-12-30

@clarebee Can I keep the dictionaries open? There are only seven of them ¹ . . .
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¹ Not true. There are seven *tabs*, but some contain multiple dictionaries. It's probably about eleven or twelve altogether.

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2025-12-30

Pete having a snooze on the window sill. A beautiful day outside! #PiratePete #parrot #birb

A small parrot in the middle of a window sill, facing out. He is green with a grey head. His tail is a dusty pink. His eyes are closed! It is bright outside. Blue sky, a big hedge and you can see a tiny part if the deck.
Tim Jtimtfj
2025-12-30

@beecycling Very true. Especially in my case, where not enough of my existing socks contain enough actual sock . . .

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2025-12-30

I've started investing in stocks.

Beef, chicken, vegetable... 🐄🐔🥕

One day I hope to become a bouillonaire. 😏

Tim Jtimtfj
2025-12-30

@beecycling For some reason I saw "investing in socks" and thought "Hmm, that seems very sensible. Do I need to as well?" 🧦

Tim J boosted:
2025-12-30
Ob das mein letztes #APuddleADay des Jahres 2025 wird? #puddle #puddlereflection
Das Bild zeigt eine ruhige Szene in der Dämmerung am Abend. Im Vordergrund ist eine Pfütze. Diese Wasserfläche wirkt wie ein Spiegel und reflektiert deutlich die darüberliegenden Elemente: kahle, blattlose Bäume mit verzweigten Ästen sowie mehrere Straßenlaternen, die ein warmes, gelbliches Licht ausstrahlen. Die Laternen stehen in regelmäßigen Abständen und werfen ihre Lichtkegel sowohl auf den Boden als auch in die spiegelnde Wasserfläche, was eine symmetrische und stimmungsvolle Wirkung erzeugt. Im Hintergrund sind Gebäude zu erkennen, die teilweise von den Bäumen verdeckt werden. Der Himmel ist in sanften Blau- und Violetttönen gehalten.
Tim Jtimtfj
2025-12-30

Every year has a Feb 29th. But most years, we call it March 1st. We only call it Feb 29th when it falls on March 0th.

Tim Jtimtfj
2025-12-30

@helenclayton Aaaargh . . . !!

Er . . . possibly Dec 36th? But which ones?

Tim Jtimtfj
2025-12-30

@helenclayton I think it might be. It's definitely not Wednesday because no milk came, yesterday was a weekday, and it doesn't seem to be new year yet . . . that all seems consistent with Tuesday . . . I think . . . 🤔

Tim Jtimtfj
2025-12-30

@EricMartin Thanks! :-) I was concerned that "insect" would conjure up a misleading image for people who know about the legs.

Tim Jtimtfj
2025-12-30

@EricMartin That photo is superb! The alt-text shouldn't call the creature an insect, though—insects have six legs, and that has something like 14.

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2025-12-30

This man is just an amazing photographer of the natural world!

barrywebbimages.co.uk/

Macro image of a woodlouse crawling up a slime mould. It looks like an alien world but it's right here on our planet.

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