I will soon be merging this account with @odessa. Follow me there, if you don't already.

Remember in the 90s when computers screamed every time we connected them to the Internet, and we just thought they were overreacting?

Bringing this one back

I have so many empty journals. I can't stop buying them, especially when I find one on sale, and I think about all the stuff I'm going to write in this one, for real this time, and it sits empty on my shelf with the others.

@LRRRonEarth My favorite Christmas movie is Eyes Wide Shut.

Gremlins is a close second, but Gremlins 2 is absolutely my favorite President's Day movie.

IF DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE, THEN YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE THAT THE GREMLINS IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.

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When you touch the star on one of my toots, I like to think it's because I touched your heart. The reality is more like I slapped the dirty part of your brain with a floppy dildo. Win's a win, though.

Chaos Buddha in a Nutshell:
"Hello, I'm in a nutshell."

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/M/mu.html

This just in.

Set, Bodhisattva of Chaos.

The Three Absurd Truths

Suffering is universal in a meaningless universe.

Suffering is caused by attachment to the idea of meaning.

Suffering can be ended by the acceptance of meaninglessness.

“The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.” -Albert Camus

My sangha are the weirdos. I take refuge in the weirdos.

Doubt is more valuable than faith, because faith does not ask questions.

If I ask you on a date to a fancy place and I ask you to wear a tux this is what I mean.

@polygon Touching puter makes trans, trans makes cute. Can't be helped!

“Somebody referred to the sound of silence as a cosmic hum, a scintillating almost electric background sound. Even though it’s going on all the time we don’t generally notice it but when your mind is open and relaxed you begin to hear it." - Ven. Ajahn Sumedho

This Friday, December 8, is Bodhi Day. Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies for Chaos Buddha.