@LangerJan @claudius @tiberiustribun @dat @SignorMacchina keiner der mich je gesehn hat hätte das geglaubt

@briankrebs regular expression turned out to be not very regular, i.e. the crowdstrike thing

i don't think that's true, but it would be hilarious

der cdu-jak, öh, -jan #jacobi

just saw thunderball for the first time. worst bond movie i've seen so far: boring as sin, also goddamn stupid 3/10

@derpostillon genial

@codinghorror when i die, my server will send my wife a copy of all my passwords, and she will inherit all of my media: music, movies, series.

@brezelradar naja, die spd würde ich seit 20 jahren nicht wählen, firefox immerhin noch (zugegeben mangels alternativen)

das system blinkt, aber es ist der übersetzer, der falsch abgebogen ist

@carbsrule_en there's a "your mom" joke in there somewhere

@xkcd cars should be designed to sacrifice the driver's life to save others. the driver chose to get behind the wheel, so he should have to bear that risk.

@QasimRashid if a genie gave democrats 3 wishes, and democrats used their negotiated-down-to-one wish to wish for something the republicans would want, republicans would still blast democrats for associating with a "muslim-looking individual, presumed terrorist"

@derpostillon "wenn ihm kalt ist, warum geht er dann nicht nach drinnen?"

Tonight Democrats proved that old quip.

If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.

We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.

@eisenmed "ist die klolektüre zu fesselnd, hebt das flugzeug ohne dich ab"

@LangerJan @claudius also vollbit quasi

@augieray "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

so the open home foundation deprecated home assistant core and forced me to switch to the docker version

first of all: CONFOUND YOU, but second, remarkably painless. would not recommend, but can easily tolerate.

hurry up and DIE you flying pieces of shit, it's NOVEMBER

it's been 0 days since i last killed a mosquito in my home

@dryak while i applaud asahi linux, it makes apple silicon (and not even current versions) no more linux-compatible than a sony playstation, and if/when that project runs out of steam, it's curtains