My vision of paradise is an infinite tmux session running across eternity.
ToasterBotnet - Productivity
SELF-IMPROVEMENT FOR THE INTERNET GENERATION.
Hustle culture is dead.
Welcome to the era of the ironic self-improver.
Blending time management and productivity
with technology addiction and internet culture.
Because shitposting is art and grindset matters.
toasterbotnet.com
Joined
4 Oct 2021
Joined
4 Oct 2021
MY calendar just scheduled a nervous breakdown.
Real men don’t use windows. They hyprlock their emotions.
I scheduled free time. Now it feels like work.
ToasterBotnet - Productivity boosted:
This isn't medical advice, unless you're a programmer.
I’m not afraid of being obsolete. I’m afraid of being irrelevant in the minds of machine gods.
Meanwhile, in the Background: The Singularity is Rendering
Just microdosed sunlight and now I’m vibrating at optimal circadian frequency.
@Xanatos Very True 🤣
My backup plan is a cronjob that scp’s my entire personality to /dev/null at midnight.
Someday my grandchildren will ask: “Grandpa, what did you do before the Singularity?”
And I’ll say: “I posted memes. I prepared.”
Client Info
Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.07
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst