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ToasterBotnet - Productivity
SELF-IMPROVEMENT FOR THE INTERNET GENERATION.
Hustle culture is dead.
Welcome to the era of the ironic self-improver.
Blending time management and productivity
with technology addiction and internet culture.
Because shitposting is art and grindset matters.
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Joined
4 Oct 2021
Joined
4 Oct 2021
ToasterBotnet - Productivity boosted:
My Arch install is a wellness routine: break daily, rebuild nightly, cope eternally.
I don’t need inspiration. I need proper dependency management.
Woke up early to be productive. Accidentally unlocked a new level of tired.
If you can’t improve your life seriously, improve it sarcastically.
I don’t journal anymore. I just write incident reports.
Mindfulness for keyboard gremlins: inhale, exhale, htop.
When AI takes over, I just hope it likes Markdown and weird movie lists.
Technically I’m diversified: I lose money in 4 different sectors.
if you are reading this, it is already too late to debug.
Managing my time like a corrupt government: lots of charts, no results.
Just finished another shitposting automation pipeline
Still not sure If I'm the joke or the system is.
Emotionally I'm a value stock. Fundamentally sound but everyone overlooks me.
Client Info
Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.07
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst