@Welonz nobody tell my therapist how much time I spent banging my head against a wall at the end of chapter 3 when I should have just moved on

Investing all my money in a broadway show called Big Anthony: The Untold Tale of Strega Nona’s Dipshit Son

@srol this was the only thing my dad remembered about Andor between seasons. In the run up to season two he kept saying “remind me, is that the one about the guy who’s looking for his sister”. That and “uncle harlo”

Waymo seems like old timey gangster slang. “Look at these guys, a couple a saps, a couple a palookas, a couple a real waymos over here”

Some of the most important brands in the world have explicitly told me in no uncertain terms that they value me as a customer. That means if you would stand against me you must first ask yourself: Can you afford to make an enemy of Walgreens? of Jiffy Lube? of Best Buy? of Burger King? of Toyota? These brands will crush you in an instant.

Whatever else you might think of me, I am a valued customer. Nobody can take that away from me.

@srol I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actual pine Christmas tree but I have a strong mental association between pine and Christmas trees because pine scented air fresheners look like Christmas trees

If you don’t see an old guy walking around in expensive workout attire with a parakeet on his shoulder, look within. Are YOU the old guy walking around in expensive workout attire with a parakeet on his shoulder?

There are three kinds of neighborhoods in America. The ones where you never see an old guy walking around in expensive workout attire with a parakeet on his shoulder, the ones where you always see an old guy walking around in expensive workout attire with a parakeet on his shoulder, and the ones where you only sometimes see an old guy walking around in expensive workout attire with a parakeet on his shoulder

@justincox on the off chance that someone who follows me is in the show or knows someone in the show, I won't say!

Just saw a bad musical

can we bring back exclaiming "Lo!"

It's been a few weeks since the disappointing finale of Doctor Who and I think that's enough time that we can refocus on what's really important: dugga doo

It might grow on me over time but honestly…. Mario Kart World is kind of not doing it for me. It turns out that when you connect all the courses in a seamless open world they stop feeling like distinctive highly themed courses and it all just blends into one samey generic drive. I couldn’t tell you the name of any course in the game or where one course ends and another begins.

(this isn't actually a huge problem for me, I have known for years that when a 4k switch came out I would probably want to buy a better TV for it so I have been factoring both the console and the TV into my budget for years now. It's a big expense but the moment has been prepared for. I did not budget for a 4k blu ray player so I am holding off until I find one on sale for relatively cheap)