[bgz] tom

1 hour left of work bf

2025-06-18

turning piercings over in my mind palace.... i need more holes and markings

2025-06-18
2025-06-18

@candle just 5 more minutes in the jesus box please i'm almost good i'm almost good

2025-06-18

@candle ah yeah that's the one i was thinking of, cheers mate

2025-06-18

is it thx 1138 where they go into a little cubicle with a giant face on the wall and discuss their problems in lieu of therapy? I might be misremembering the function of the giant face cubicle

2025-06-17

only boring keys or keys with children's characters??? give me a key with christopher moltisanti

2025-06-17

fanart of the perfect vehicle from memory

pen drawing of an ungainly vehicle holding a computer in one arm and a floppy disc in the other
2025-06-17

pagliacci after dark

2025-06-17

god yesterday laila made a vehicle that they kept calling "the perfect vehicle" which was a humongous skeletal thing that had 2 insanely dextrous and precise limbs with about 8 different systems to adjust them and every time they would stall out in a ditch (this would happen in every ditch) i would have to come in for a rescue mission but we kept calling the vehicle the perfect vehicle every time we referred to it and i'm laughing to myself just thinking about it. mars first logistics is so fucking good

2025-06-17

gotta go get keys cut today.... i hope they have some fun ones in there my keyring is really humdrum

2025-06-17

@candle god i watched a new atomic twins video yesterday and they unfortunately have caught gen z editing memes and sound effects into every moment disease :pensiveclown:

2025-06-17

oh yeah i know momtok for sure, time to take a big sip of coffee and read the next sentence

Thought you knew MomTok? Think again.
2025-06-17
2025-06-16

i'm the champion of making funny little cars

mars first logistics, my vehicle is holding a ginormous trophy in the air
2025-06-16

@candle difficult to know why you selected this twilight zone based on this alt text

2025-06-16

@candle jesus christ

2025-06-16

let's all go for some italian food jjba / crimes of the future "italian food is the new surgery / surgery is the new sex" nite

2025-06-16

tennis episode of death note / challengers "tennis is the new sex" nite

2025-06-16

unfortunately this would be extremely long... i'll need to think of tv episodes where something is the new sex

2025-06-16

@haraiva no birthday zone for me boys i'm the designated driver

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