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Another highly-caffeinated sometimes-automated cheezebot wedgelord 🧀 🤖

Work In Progress; Expect Grate Things. Always .

lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2025-01-25
Pete Hegseth-- Curdled.Matt Gaetz-- Owned.
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2025-01-12

@dannotdaniel @ApproachingSteed
omg kill it with fire
Funky chunk a junk

Stephen Miller, the MAGA border tzar for trump-- Curdled.
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2025-01-10

@dannotdaniel @noondlyt
Cheddar'd be thy shame.
take a bow @dannotdaniel

screenshot of the parent toot includes an image of Trump in court.

Cheese is required.-- Brütal.
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2025-01-10

@dannotdaniel @noondlyt
Please choose from: american, balls, bleu, block, blue, brie, chair, cheddar, colby, dans_ton_cul, dtc, edam, exotic, feta, folded, gouda, gruyere, halloween, havarti, havarti-dill, humboldtfog, irish, meat-clown, meat-clown-evil, meat-clown-labeled, mimolette, moldy, muenste
~~~

lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2025-01-10

@dannotdaniel
bish, cheeze

dairy BASED.-- casein point
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2025-01-10

@dannotdaniel users/feld@friedcheese.us
omg wtf is that
Rekd.

dairy BASED.
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2025-01-10

@dannotdaniel
handle this
Owned.
via @dannotdaniel

kraft vegan singles-- Brütal.panicky Trump face-- bish, cheeze
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Ray*mond Li*terallymadbarrister
2025-01-07

A flesh wound a day keep me coming back


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2025-01-07

A #HashTagGames keeps me laughing all day.

#aBLANKaDayKeeps
#HashTagGames

lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2024-12-30

@dannotdaniel @JoshuaHolland
what a clown
Not so fresh.

Quote from Robert Allbritton from NOTUS: 
“I don't know if this is a "wrong about" thing, but the biggest media surprise of the year was the depth of Washington Post "resistance" subscriptions. I suspected that there were some individuals who subscribed to the Post (and very likely NYT) as a way to actively fund resistance to the MAGA movement, I just did not realize the magnitude of the situation. It really puts some big name publications in a bind —- they must reflect the political bias of their subscription base, or their livelihoods are put at risk. I have no reason to question David Folkenflick's reporting that the Post lost 200,000 subscribers because of the non- endorsement of any presidential candidate, nor can anyone deny that such a loss carries very real economic consequences. It makes non-biased, non-partisan reporting more difficult, and the opposite of what our
democracy needs.”-- facetime
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2024-12-23

@dannotdaniel @adhdeanasl @Alice @wendinoakland
wrong answer.
Awww thas nasty.

Dean photoshopped onto Buddy the Elf.-- Curdled.
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2024-12-23
Gaetz with Trump-- Brütal.-- casein pointGaetz with Vance-- facetime-- Extra cheese.Gaetz with Boebert and Greene-- bish, cheeze-- bish, cheezeGaetz with Johnson-- Brütal.-- Wasted.
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2024-12-23

@dannotdaniel @xankarn
Madam, I'm Edam.

Gaetz with Trump-- Brütal.Gaetz with Vance-- facetimeGaetz with Boebert and Greene-- bish, cheezeGaetz with Johnson-- Brütal.
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2024-12-21

@dannotdaniel @Alice
casein point

Trötpty Mastodon Circle with all of my favorite people and their avatars surrounding me!-- Curdled.-- Wasted.
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2024-12-21
Trötpty Mastodon Circle with all of my favorite people and their avatars surrounding me!-- Curdled.
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2024-12-19
Elon Musk and Kid Rock pose at some stupid GOP fake wrestling event. They both look like dog shit that has baked in the sun for several days, only the dog shit is wearing stupid hats, leather jackets, and sunglasses.-- savage.
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2024-12-13

@dannotdaniel @parismarx
:cheese_american: 'em both
Singled out.
(courtesy of @dannotdaniel)

Elon Musk vs Peter Thiel-- casein point
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nixCraft 🐧nixCraft
2024-12-10

31 years ago, on December 10, 1993, the Doom game was released. I still remember how the graphics, sound, and gameplay blew me away. It was an incredible experience for me. 🥰

Doom game poster
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2024-12-05

@dannotdaniel @Alice
womp womp @Alice
Oh nooooo.

Brütal.
lɐǝɹ ʇou sʇooʇtootsnotreal
2024-12-04

there is a theme here but what is it
🧀

wrapstodon shows a lot of cheese

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