@professorcynthiadoenca@mastodon.au if you mean a mask, then no. 😉

praise cthulhu, i've learned how to turn off content warnings.

I have encountered more image descriptions on Mastodon in 24 hours than I have in Twitter in a couple of years. Seriously. I'm not exaggerating.
As a blind person, this means a lot to me. If you read this and you describe your images, thank you so, so, so much on behalf of all of us. If you don't, now you know you'll be helping random Internet strangers make sense of your posts by typing in a few more words than usual.

whalebird still uses 'toot' this is awesome i am sold

am i downloading a desktop client for mastodon solely because it's called 'whalebird'? yes. yes, i am.

there's no "toot" anymore what even is the point

@sqbr OH HEY ME TOO!

*waves to @sqbr* here's hoping i did this correctly. 👾

i read an article about the rise in heart attacks among "fit" and "healthy" people. "but they have no risk factors!" cried the doctors. and i'm thinking, no you just don't know what these other risk factors are. i am not a doctor but that seems pretty obvious to me. (and if it turns out that the current concepts of "fit" and "healthy" are in some way risk factors that will amuse me greatly. because i am a bad person.)

trying not to cry on the way to work

it's because i'm afraid that i'll keep living

the people i work with object to golf courses being closed to sell the land for houses because "people need golf courses" but won't pay $7.50 for a reuben.

turns out this morning i didn't put the cap of my water bottle on properly. so it spent 20 minutes leaking all through my bag, my hoodie, my jeans, and my underwear. i thought it was the rain lolsob. so now i have a wet ass and am sitting on the floor waiting for my psych appt because i don't want to get their chairs wet. don't know what i'm going to do in the actual appt. good times.

note to self: don't listen to civilian on the bus as it may lead to crying.

don't know if i'm nauseous because i'm tired or just because nausea is practically my default setting. either way it needs to quit.

4:30 seems to have become my new default time to wake up. what the hell, self?

standing behind a man with two pins on his backpack: one is darth vader, the other "i ❤️goats". i think that says it all, really.

spent 30 minutes this morning making a list of the pros of abilify vs reasons to stop taking it. the latter category was much longer. the trouble is that the good things about it are really good, but the bad things are cumulatively hard to live with.

commuter fashion with tree. (my bus is late and i just tried to put my sunglasses on over my regular ones so)

i have a deep aversion to people wearing black pants and black shoes with white socks. buy some black socks! however, i just saw a new one: white pants and white shoes with black socks. wth?