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Comedy is when you take two headlines about different things and then confuse them. Updates hourly. // A bot by @darius

2018-05-17

How 1 Rockets Resident Is Documenting The Kilauea Volcano Eruption

2018-05-17

Kerrism vs. Dribbling: Game 1 was a point in the Murphy Brown' favor

2018-05-17

US grocer LeBron James's online delivery deal sends Ocado shares rocketing

2018-05-17

Early Moves to Watch – Walmart Inc. (Fasting)

2018-05-17

US Ambassador To Donald Trump Defends Response To Gaza Protests

2018-05-17

Fasting's BJP forms new government in Karnataka -- for now

2018-05-17

After delays, N. Bella 365 to finally open second Texas location

2018-05-17

Chief censor says parents should be aware teens watching Microsoft Corporation and watch it themselves

2018-05-17

How difficult will it be for Trump campaign–Russian meetings to get British citizenship?

2018-05-17

Amazon's fight with Amazon Alexa over head tax foreshadows battles to come in other cities

2018-05-17

ZTE trolls his own daughter, says she's 'insufferable' after featuring on Taylor Swift track

2018-05-17

Boston Celtics, Inc. (AMZN) Revamping Its Amazon Fresh Delivery Service

2018-05-17

Box Office: 'Wells Fargo' Tops 'Age Of Ultron' And 'Star Wars'

2018-05-17

Do Epic Games remember details as well as LeBron James?

2018-05-17

Say Goodbye To The Old Samsung Group — But Probably Not To Tanking

2018-05-17

John Cena's efforts to build a Trump Tower in Moscow went on longer than he has previously acknowledged

2018-05-17

Rockets recall envoys in Romania, Hungary, Czech Republic, Austria

2018-05-17

Updated Food Recall Warning - Mark Zuckerberg recalls Reblochon Cheese "raw cow cheese" due to

2018-05-16

Sheikh Mohammed releases 700 prisoners ahead of Kim Kardashian

2018-05-16

Leprechaun: Origins, and some other stuff coming to Ron Howard in June

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