Final day of vending 2025! Providence, come see me in farm fresh 11-4! I've got a brand new painting as a print that I haven't even released to the world yet.

I'm so good at this social media stuff that finally, I've started venturing into sound effects. Anyways, COME SEE ME TODAY AT FARM FRESH! Providence, I see ya across the room so let's hang out with Two Thangs one last time in 2026. 11-4 with the PVD FLEA.

The weekends here let's buy some gear! @smallmartmarket at the Crystal Ballroom in Somerville.

Final two markets of the year! Saturday it's @smallmartmarket at the crystal ballroom in Somerville and on Sunday it's the Providence Flea in Farm Fresh. Don't mind me looking like a horror movie host. It's dark and windy out there today! See you this weekend?

My final vend of 2025 is my hometown show the @providenceflea. Swing on through Dark Fresh this Sunday as I'll be wheeling and dealing with a ton of stuff that's just about to sell out.

Boston! (Well, Somerville!) I'm heading your way this Saturday to take part on the amazing @smallmartmarket. Amazing event with a ton of great vendors. Swing on through and say hi! I've got tons of great stuff for your gifting needs.

An important one in our collection is this book by @nategowdy who documented J6 in all it's ugliness. So important to remember as it has been whitewashed by a bunch of garbage people who can't even own their shit and possibly grow from it. Pick one up on his site! He's an amazing photog.

Nothing quite says Christmas like the Nutcracker and Ballet. Still love this bright little action painting.

Seriously, when will Cramlin Duvet hire me because I'm a Mack at commercials! Just a few of these 2026 Dirtbag Pin Up Calendars left and you need one! If you've got questionable taste in partners or you know someone that does, let them enjoy next year by picking one up on two Thangs dot com.

I still love this xmas card I made back in like 2017. All my favorite Nicks!

A recent edition to our collection is this rad double exposure by @garden_and_grave. So cool and eerie. I hear she even does graveyard tours as well! Check out her stuff.

If you enjoy watching art come to life, check out this WIP (work in progress) of the Bret Hart / Cute Animals painting. Share your thoughts - should I create more content like this? #ArtInProgress #CreativeProcess

We're back at it today with Ghost Ship Market here in Salem. Yesterday was great and you all swooped up a bunch of the Dirtbag Pinup Calendar 2026s! Let's do it again today!

On of my favorite art pieces around the house is this print from @caseyweldon. I was turned on to his pop surrealism by participating back in Seattle's DRAWK which was a fantastic little scene. He makes rad art! Go grab some.

I make paintings for a living but I blow off steam as a hobbyist - front man. It's a great way to have some fun and make pretend you're cool. This was at Rat City Recon 22 with Tite N Shiny which was one of the best times I've ever had. My apologies to the ? photographer of this one

Bret "the Hitman" Hart is the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be. He's also a lovable grump in his old age so it was a blast to pair him up with Cute Animals. I even modeled all of them after members of the Hart Foundation!

Some more artwork from our home. Remy at @seattle__printworks makes the most amazing balloon sculpture calendars every year and a Brandi turned one of them into the best little corner of our bedroom. No clue if he sells them but you should try and be his friend to get one.(hint, support his shop!)

Here's a fun page from a calendar past. It's Richard Simmons and Santa. It's an ink drawing turned digital collage.

Let's try that again! I'm here in Salem MA, land of the beef. Home of the witch. Come see me today and tomorrow at old town hall as part of the Ghost Ship Market!

Here at the Ghost Ship Market in Salem today and tomorrow! Excited to be back in witch city. Come say hi to Brandi and I