Guy in a button down driving around in his Porsche blasting acoustic guitar music is a little too on the nose for my neighborhood. Gonna need ya to dial that back a little, Chad.

@hotdogsladies Thank you for this because now whenever I have to see her in the news, I will automatically hear her having an apoplexy over the Busy Bee dog toy. Beautiful.

@samfirke Those look yummy. Happy birthday!

@lmorchard logging in to discord

Bravo, Italy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RObuKTeHoxo

Opening ceremonies “Prisencolinensinainciusol” is exactly the sort of delightful goofiness I needed.

I came across this art installation on a side street while avoiding construction traffic. https://discover.matterport.com/space/YEaDaUErsRG

@SesameSquirrel I sure don’t. I occasionally miss aspects of snow but I sure don’t miss the hassle of it.

@elithebearded Yeah, don’t need one that badly. But you have a brand new ticket now. You can save it and sell it on eBay for top dollar in 40 years.

“Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia” is the fear of long words and is also a reminder that the guy who came up with the term thought he was way funnier than he really was.

@elithebearded I think I remember that. I must’ve had a monthly pass, too. It’s the sort of thing I would’ve thrown away at the time and now wish I’d kept at least one example of.

Just saw a video in which a young person says “I have this weird little cubby in my bathroom” and then points to an inset medicine cabinet. I will now crumble into dust.

@elithebearded I rode the LIRR every day for a summer (Babylon branch) in the 80s but I have absolutely no memory of the tickets. I can however still remember the conductors rattling of the station names with intense NY accents.

@Cornellbox That was excellent. That dumb shit was always going to be dumb shit, but this article really hits on how dumb it was while making clear the inhumane awfulness of it all.

@nitpicking Of course, but there are plenty of reasons why I prefer to use the official app an wish that Google wouldn’t fuck it up.

This terrible shit is now in the Gmail app. I don’t see a way to turn it off.

@samerfarha way cool!

I got 100% on this, and it’s not close to the nerdiest thing I did today.

https://www.sporcle.com/games/LinkinMarc/drug_or_pokemon

I laughed