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hey everyone, berries is shutting down and I'm over on @undyne. follow me on there if you still wanna see my content!! ))nwU((

@hairynoodlelegs NGAHHHH!!!! TAKE THAT YOU WIMPY MATTRESS!

@hairynoodlelegs sounds yummy tbh... I'm not a huge pie fan myself but that sounds really good

@hairynoodlelegs sleep well, then, punk!!! *suplexes you into your bed*

@hairynoodlelegs *The power of pie shines within you...

@hairynoodlelegs *You told a joke about a child who ate a whole pie all by themself

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we've never seen glamour levels like this

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glitch graphics scare n :(

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reaching dangerous video game levels

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There are two kinds of posters.

A toot from "Crass Iron Skillet" which reads "Capitalism is at odds with our ability to achieve spiritual fulfilment."

A toot from "jacob" which reads "do lesbians smooch rocks????"

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Hey frens!

There's a Lyft and Uber strike scheduled for tomorrow (Wednesday, May 8th) from 7am to 9pm. Using their services at all during that time constitutes crossing a picket line.

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:sm64_a: :sm64_s::sm64_c::sm64_a::sm64_b: :sm64_p::sm64_l::sm64_z: ❤️

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Something like this

In the style of a charitable foundation letterhead, "The Ursula the Sea Witch Foundation: drag queens against straight people ever getting to say anything again" with a tentacle to the left

@gen the addresses on that map of the 80 richest people are a good place to start

@pchoooooo trollian @undyne

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gender reveal parties are a ploy to reinforce bioessentialist views on gender, the elf on the shelf is another recent capitalist invented tradition that normalizes submission to constant survellience. both of these things suck shit and i am more serious then i am kidding.

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