unlofl [Promoted Toot]

Time traveling since 2043.
Formerly unlofl@mastodon.technology
Mostly shitposting. The kind of nerd with a homelab.

BLM
Trans rights

"of all the quality posters on the fedi, unlofl is one of them" @sugar

">:|" @breakfastgolem

unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-14
unlofl [Promoted Toot] boosted:
unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-14

After each ego death, the new ego that arises is less brittle, more resilient. What will destroy the latest iteration of a person, the first could not have survived merely contemplating. Eventually the capacity to let someone be wrong on the internet emerges.

unlofl [Promoted Toot] boosted:
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-14

If a right hand rule wore pants... :blobcatthinkingsunglass:

If a right hand rule wore pants would he wear them like this or this. First diagram shows pants on wrist area, and in the second one, the pants are on the pointer and middle finger.
unlofl [Promoted Toot] boosted:
Mister Softie :dp_knife:whiskeysailor@sickos.lol
2025-06-14

Tired: World War 3
Wired: World War -1 (prequel)
Galaxy brain: World War 1 (remake)

unlofl [Promoted Toot] boosted:
Mister Softie :dp_knife:whiskeysailor@sickos.lol
2025-06-14

Maybe the false flag was the friends we made along the way

unlofl [Promoted Toot] boosted:
4 8 15 16 23 42Taweret@timeloop.cafe
2025-06-13
unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-13

You do not know which item is behind which door. Behind one door is a new car, behind another door is a goat, and behind another is the grand prize: a goat in one of those little electric power wheels cars, he loves cruising around in that thing and it is absolutely adorable

unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-13

@brooke I would like agile as a rational iterative process to improve the design BUT THE DAMN PROJECT MANAGERS lock in a GOD DAMN DEADLINE right at the start BEFORE there is a known scope of work!

unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-13

@Taweret @coriander @lapis I liked the trolley problem solution posted by a rail workers union: you can completely stop the trolley, it's called "slipping the switch" and will safely derail it with no loss of life, you need us because you would kill people for no reason if anyone allowed you to operate trains

unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-13

@Taweret Monty Hall cheats! What about the 50% chance he set it up with 3 goats this time?!

unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-13

@coriander @Taweret @tarix29 I really want to gamble with this guy, so I can take his money and say he's calculating his losses wrong when he gets mad

unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-13

@coriander thats not bad, but we already had pinball tables so...

unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-13

@Aleums You know those old giant stereo cabinets, the ones that are the size of side table or something with a turntable and speakers and everything inside?

I saw someone who gutted and modified one of those. It had the turntable, cassette deck, 8-track, and a computer with a CD drive, so it could play/rip/archive any format.

Sexy.

unlofl [Promoted Toot] boosted:
calcifer :nes_fire:calcifer@masto.hackers.town
2025-06-13

Diogenes watching Star Wars, sees an AT-ST

*points at screen* BEHOLD! A man!

unlofl [Promoted Toot] boosted:
2025-06-13

shit shit shit shit fuck shit

unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-13

@starwall despite all the shit, its important to take time to stop and give a fuck

unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-13

@forestine maybe its time to pivot, how many pairs of jorts do you have?

unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-13

@InternetEh *watching that guy get the shit kicked out of him*
"Thoughts and prayers!"

unlofl [Promoted Toot] boosted:
2025-06-13

Y'all please pray for my friend. He crossed the street and punched a guy who he was pretty sure was gonna punch him first and he could really use your prayers

unlofl [Promoted Toot]unlofl@mstdn.social
2025-06-13

@jackdaw_ruiz yeah ... this is plain stupid.

Oh, right, there must be internal resistance they're concerned with. Gotta start a war, look how much they hate us, rally together! And shut the fuck up while you're at it!

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
Repository: https://github.com/cyevgeniy/lmst