bush is merely grass in the fields of pussy. i am a humble sheep, grazing. one day the farmer will slaughter and consume my tender flesh. such is only natural

the lion is gonna be honest the lion is barely hanging on

they're making chaser tutorials now

@nelson@shrimp.starlightnet.work there's ktls if you're only targeting linux (although is that only for clients..?)

techbro porn site called Fuckly

Someone just told me that I look like if Grok was a person

does anyone get the feeling that something very bad will happen today

just made a risky maneuver

the first they/them to ever be Him

@doskel@masto.doskel.net you're not gonna believe what chrome os still uses

i wish spotify let you sync local files between devices

@bomberfish@wetdry.world shit yeah that really was android 9/11 wasnt it

Google says it's no different than checking IDs at the airport

it's so fucking peak

when you know that one image on your timeline is ai generated but you can't prove it

favorite sketchy ad infested apk hoster

sorry, not sorry, not going to care about labubus because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. hearing the key in the door every evening was my own ‘labubu' for almost 20 years

for something called google "gem"ini it generates a lot of coal

🚨🚨🚨 CHINA announces XI JINPING Labubu. Is it over for the west? 😳

i just fucking spawned in