:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠

Animation (2D and 3D), tabletop RPG, LARP, game dev, Arduino, Nerf, shitposting, Terry Pratchett, retro tech, ecology, tea, simpits, bridge sims, etc.

If famous, it would probably be for the live action interactive trash FMV game General Horse and the Package of Doom.

I used to have a personality, now I have a dog.

Sometimes I might sound angry, it's just cynicism that comes with too much age. I love you all.

:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠viktorTheBoar@retro.pizza
2025-12-27

my favorite superhero

Aliexpress puts random placeholder suggestions in the search box. This time it's "Socks Man"
:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠viktorTheBoar@retro.pizza
2025-12-27

@TheMNWolf @bekopharm I suggested what helps me and is not potentially harmful, I can't guarantee my results for every living person but it's not like I'm suggesting ivermectin so there's no harm in trying if nothing else works

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2025-12-27

Was curious how #StarCitizen does on my new rig. My old install was severely outdated and the launcher gave me a headache so I bit the bullet and reinstalled it.

The LUG-Helper scripts make this a trivial task and their wiki is full with further tips and troubleshooting guides: wiki.starcitizen-lug.org

Even the dreaded #AntiCheat seems to work nowadays.

Relax! Just enjoying the view: youtube.com/watch?v=AmFIuTy4hoc (sorry, no spoons for PeerTube/ALT today any more, almost 2am)

#Gaming #LinuxGaming

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2025-12-27

The NHS is most excellent dude.

Theatre 5

On time

Theatre 6

On time

Cystoscopy

On time

Nurse in charge:

Ted

Receptionist:

Bill

BBC NEWS

Beyoncé, Labubu and Sydney Sweeney's Jeans: 15 viral mom
:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠viktorTheBoar@retro.pizza
2025-12-27

@TheMNWolf @bekopharm water, not for the warmth as much as to help the blood flow. Since it got cold, I started bathing more than regularly just to keep warm without resorting to billion blankets, getting sweaty and then even colder than if I didn't use a blanket

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𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"Lana@beige.party
2025-12-27

I am not a toy. I am a 4,000 year commitment. Please think twice before gifting someone a 3rd Stage Guild Navigator this Christmas.

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Trixter of the Moon Counciltrixter@retro.pizza
2025-12-27

You can’t convince me that “crimbo” isn’t something a drunken Englishman calls someone before he starts throwing punches outside a pub.

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AstroHydeAstroHyde
2025-12-27

in hospital for ... please send your cutest and pictures, I hear its good luck 💫🙀

:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ boosted:
2025-12-27

"Merry Christmas, Santa Claus"
Max Headroom
youtube.com/watch?v=_GGgWwVlnI8

:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠viktorTheBoar@retro.pizza
2025-12-27

@TheMNWolf @bekopharm shit... try warm or even hot water

:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠viktorTheBoar@retro.pizza
2025-12-27

A little bit of OCD in my life
A little bit of Tourette by my side
A little bit of Autism here I am
A little bit of ADH D oh man

:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠ boosted:
2025-12-26

Nobody likes a smart ass, Valeria.

A panel from X-Factor #200.
Valeria Richards says: "Irony entails unintended humor on the speaker's part because he's oblivious to the subtext. That isn't present here here. t was, at most, whimsical. It's a common mistake, if that makes you feel any better".
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2025-12-26
Via Andrea Junker @Strandjunker .

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

8:15 PM . Oct 23,2025
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Adam Dalliancepre@boing.world
2025-12-26

Like all the rest of the nerds, I did a bit of tech support on family computers.

They're all popping up windows from scam virus scanners lying that subscriptions need to be renewed or machines are unprotected. People don't know how to remove these things. Luckily they also don't really know how to pay the subscription.

Their phones are updating on them. Changing where buttons used to be. Removing options. Forcing people to register to use they things they have been doing for years.

They don't know how to register.

Things pop up asking for passwords and they have no idea who is asking or which password to use.

I tell them that I don't really understand why they keep using Windows now it is so shitty and awful. They say they don't know how to use anything else. The fact they don't really know how to use windows either doesn't seem to register.

The tech corporations have given up completely on being user friendly. They are all deliberately user hostile and exploitative now.

Corporate tech is terrible. The industry is failing it's users, abusing them. People don't even know there is any other way. They are just giving up on achieving their tasks until someone can fix the pop-ups and subscription boxes and passwords and 2fa for them.

Tech sucks now. Sucks hard.

#tech #christmasTechSupport

:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠viktorTheBoar@retro.pizza
2025-12-26

@gpumoto just about every country has a few. I don't know about Germany but if you need some in Croatia, try Soldered. They have boards based on Arduino but it's kind of their own thing soldered.com/

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🍂☃️ Season’s Change ❄️👻SeasonsChange@retro.pizza
2025-12-26

@viktorTheBoar It’s like making first contact with an isolated civilization. You come back years later only to learn that they have deified some small and insignificant trinket that they picked up during that first contact.

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2025-12-26

it's that week where all the in development porn games waste time trying to make christmas stuff hot

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Dolls Against Gravityilookloud@retro.pizza
2025-12-26

@viktorTheBoar Hattrick!

:autobot: Glen Mastodon ☠viktorTheBoar@retro.pizza
2025-12-26

That feeling when someone you haven't seen in years repeats some stupid jokey and opinionated saying that you told them, but they tell it as if it's their own and you already abandoned that opinion, so you get both first, second and third hand embarrassment

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