hey i’m at voidroid@radical.town now

this way to say “this isn’t your mamas [x]” fucks

”this [x] fucks” is just the online way to say “this isn’t your mamas [x]”

my gosh debrah, this casserole fucks

@wormssss @gen yeah he posted the link on his twitter account. he doesn’t post though

btw @ non latines, latine is preferred to latinx

you all know tommy wiseau is on mastodon btw?

take my shoes off, and, i cannot stress this enough, throw them in the lake

i've never been a big fiddler on the roof fan but even as a kid i understood that there was something incredibly meaningful about golde sweeping the floors before being forced to leave her home

one of my big life motivations is making it to my 69th birthday

half the fun in polygon videos is trying to guess which ones of them are secretly socialists. uphold marxist-patgillism-bdgist thought.

you might think it’s mostly fashy conservative stuff but, it is not

political stances sorted by the amount of white dudes who get really mad at their moms for no reason who are into them

as the internet’s leading Martha Dunnstock kin,

if ur a detective in a movie you can’t solve cases unless you’re recently divorced or soon to be retired. that’s just how fictional crime works

no offense but my baby nephew could kick your baby nephew’s ass

pros of having irl friends: having irl friends
cons of having irl friends: having to leave the house

jesus christ just drink your iced coffee like it’s fine

who do you think you are i am

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and have yet another panic attack at the grocery store