saving your root password for marriage

@Cahatstrophe2 @june (for marriage)

Something French people understand is that bed is lit

@kqct good job cat

@nat what

@Sk1nnyQ why are you @asa's profile picture

they're calling me the Indira Gandhi of bumping into random things and giving myself a scratch

saddam hussign

@wilhelmina i thought his name was Randolph

saw four close calls *between cars stopped with me at a red light* in a single cycle. saw people pulling out of parking lots blocking a full lane poking their heads out. saw people overtaking a single stopped car.

convinced everyone who drives on Jean-Talon in TMR is dumb as rocks

whoever came up with the idea of heating up food to make it safer and tastier was cooking

@june fair enough

why did they have to make diplomas this whole inconvenient ass Thing rather than a simple letter sized piece of paper in a letter sized envelope

correction: 7.34846922835 square eggs

@Cahatstrophe they're like cubic watermelons. you give a chicken a square eggshell template

@june planning to make lots of omelettes

just found out my apartment has 7 square eggs

@vorboyvo I have good news for you we have 49 eggs