What do you call a ham radio operator in the middle of the dessert with no A/C in their car?
Baked ham.
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Why did the Op-Amp cross the road?
Because he kept receiving negative feedback.
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Two windmills stood on a hill with a radio.
One turned to his friend and asked, “What’s your favourite music?”
The other windmill said, “I’m a big metal fan.”
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What's the difference between the Congress and my 60 year old ham radio?
My radio still has a working speaker.