Corsair of Mastodon

Sailing is fun with friends (rum)
1986 MovieBowl champion
Pretender Governor of Connecticut
he/him
Est. Feb 2018

Alts? @WhiskeySailor
Sports? @Padres

Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-16

So long and thanks for all the skulls!
#skullWillNeverDie

Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-16

Going to download my data this weekend and fully move to @WhiskeySailor@history.lol

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Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-16

I was actually the Commodore of the Mastodon Project, that's why you have to salute me when you see me IRL

Corsair of Mastodon boosted:
Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-16

Germany had the Reichstag fire while we have the Fox All American Christmas Tree fire

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce
~Marx

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Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-16

Me looking at your toots

An angry looking walrus 
Nature neighbors. v.5.
Chicago, American Audobon association[c1914
Corsair of Mastodon boosted:
Laser (it's been a good run)Laser@skull.website
2023-12-16

Skullsite will never die because the real skullsite was the friends we made along the way

Corsair of Mastodon boosted:
2023-12-14

@whiskeysailor
I made a diagram to help clarify:

A venn diagram with the sets labelled "Buying owls", " Buying from strangers", "On drugs". The intersection of all sets is labeled " Not recommended", the rest of the union of the sets is labelled "Not not recommended".
Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-14

Preparing to lower end skull flag :cuckpride:

Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-13

I'm sorry to all those who requested to follow me, apparently my laziness was just too great.

Corsair of Mastodon boosted:
Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-13

I like my coffee like my toots; old, warmed over and bitter

Corsair of Mastodon boosted:
Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-13

Someone take my credit card away NOW!

A dolce and Gabbana sweater of Napoleon
Corsair of Mastodon boosted:
Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-13

Tired: planet of the Apes
Wired: planet of the Covids

Corsair of Mastodon boosted:
Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-13

Wow, the coast guard is real pissed just because I kept saying happy May Day MAY DAY MAY DAY over the radio

Corsair of Mastodon boosted:
Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-13

Like I'm going to listen to some cops.

Police in Arizona warn against buying owls from strangers while on drugs

UPDATED: NOVEMBER 11, 2022 AT 3:23 PM



(Facebook Photo/Payson Police Department)

BY KEVIN STONE
KTAR.com
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Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-13

Dune (2021)

It's Godzilla early form from Shin Godzilla
Corsair of Mastodon boosted:
2023-12-13

CONSTANTINOPLE, LATE 400s

LEGATE: Well the Visigoths and Ostrogoths are settled and Romanizing.

EMPEROR: Phew!

LEGATE: But the Maxigoths are crossing the Danube.

EMPEROR: Ugh.

LEGATE: They're being chased by Turbogoths.

EMPEROR: Shit.

LEGATE: We've got Microgoths in the water supply.

EMPEROR: Fuck.

LEGATE: And Astrogoth spaceships just landed.

EMPEROR: OH COME ON.

Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-13

Don't mind me, just boosting some of my favorites from Skull before it dies.

Also Skull will never die

Corsair of Mastodon boosted:
Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-13

Me to the judge: .... So you will find nothing in law saying it can't be so.
Judge: It's a fucking dog, of course it can't be a lawyer!
Me: I believe in Airbud v NCAA...
Judge: Get out of my court!!

Corsair of Mastodon boosted:
Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-12-13

So, which one of you is Captain Aubrey and which is Doctor Maturin?

Corsair of Mastodonwhiskeysailor@skull.website
2023-11-29

@lennie I got Fort Mead Maryland. I just like listening to random conversations...

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