So long and thanks for all the skulls!
#skullWillNeverDie
Sailing is fun with friends (rum)
1986 MovieBowl champion
Pretender Governor of Connecticut
he/him
Est. Feb 2018
Alts? @WhiskeySailor
Sports? @Padres
So long and thanks for all the skulls!
#skullWillNeverDie
Going to download my data this weekend and fully move to @WhiskeySailor@history.lol
I was actually the Commodore of the Mastodon Project, that's why you have to salute me when you see me IRL
Germany had the Reichstag fire while we have the Fox All American Christmas Tree fire
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce
~Marx
Me looking at your toots
Skullsite will never die because the real skullsite was the friends we made along the way
@whiskeysailor
I made a diagram to help clarify:
Preparing to lower end skull flag :cuckpride:
I'm sorry to all those who requested to follow me, apparently my laziness was just too great.
I like my coffee like my toots; old, warmed over and bitter
Someone take my credit card away NOW!
Tired: planet of the Apes
Wired: planet of the Covids
Wow, the coast guard is real pissed just because I kept saying happy May Day MAY DAY MAY DAY over the radio
Like I'm going to listen to some cops.
CONSTANTINOPLE, LATE 400s
LEGATE: Well the Visigoths and Ostrogoths are settled and Romanizing.
EMPEROR: Phew!
LEGATE: But the Maxigoths are crossing the Danube.
EMPEROR: Ugh.
LEGATE: They're being chased by Turbogoths.
EMPEROR: Shit.
LEGATE: We've got Microgoths in the water supply.
EMPEROR: Fuck.
LEGATE: And Astrogoth spaceships just landed.
EMPEROR: OH COME ON.
Don't mind me, just boosting some of my favorites from Skull before it dies.
Also Skull will never die
Me to the judge: .... So you will find nothing in law saying it can't be so.
Judge: It's a fucking dog, of course it can't be a lawyer!
Me: I believe in Airbud v NCAA...
Judge: Get out of my court!!
So, which one of you is Captain Aubrey and which is Doctor Maturin?
@lennie I got Fort Mead Maryland. I just like listening to random conversations...