Monthly check in. Is mastodon working yet?

I just don't have the energy for following through with this elephant app.

I spent my youthful mind on Twitter

I have started calling enews the electric news and I will never stop

Ugh Twitter is so gross and Mastodon is so lame.

My little man gets his bs and ds confused.

The sun is a space heater

My kid just used her iphone to override my apple tv and Rickroll me.

I did 5 Christmas Eucharists.

Hallelujah Holy Shit Pass the Tylenol.

"rather than sending an email i thought it would be easier for us all to hop on a call and work out any questio" incorrect

In the name of the instigating, incarnating, inspiring God...

My 5 yr old son made a Christmas wish list and gave it to me and said, "this is for Mimaw and Papaw. Work on it"

#wishlist #christmas

Dentist: So, do you floss?
Me: Do you use a unique password for every account?

In heaven it's the world cup all the time.

#FIFAWorldup

Word.

#Beer, #coffee, #deviledeggs, and the #SmashingPumpkins. This kitchen prep session is working out.

I've been #busy the past few days and feel a bit disconnected from the effort I made on #mastodon last week to rebuild here.

Part of that is I still like how Twitter works better and I have lots of friends there. I think I'll be a #dualcitizen for a while.

The week before Thanksgiving Twitter fires 4K workers, Amazon fires 10K workers, Facebook fires 11K workers, and Disney plans thousands of layoffs—all while US Billionaire pandemic wealth increased an absurd $1.7T.😳

A reminder that billionaires don’t create jobs—they exploit workers.

Tax billionaires. Unionize workers.

@Ugocommente @portmantony @eliza3846 I'm looking for a specific college football fan base that owns Twitter. #govols

@davidsibley congratulations on crushing the soul of Tennessee.

A Sunday for me is worth 3 days worth of work. 2 days in terms of hours and another for the full Monday of rest and recovery.

But I love my job.