yourgamesucks

not all video game reviews, it turns out, are good.

"I enjoy this game but it's too glitchy on this platform. I've tried on several computers and operating systems, and it crashes often. Now it won't even load on my computer. It starts then quits. So now I can't play it at all. If you want to play this game, look for it outside of Steam."
https://store.steampowered.com/app/24780

Image of the game 'SimCity™ 4 Deluxe Edition'

"While I enjoyed it as far as I got, I cannot get the game to run longer than 20 minutes without crashing; this game really shouldn't be allowed to be sold in it's current state—it's abandon-ware.

And yes, I know how to mod and tried installing SE, unofficial patch, 4gb patch, Johnny Guitar, etc. They didn't help."
https://store.steampowered.com/app/22380

Image of the game 'Fallout: New Vegas'

"The design is awful. From a fan of the first game, I feel like even with tutorial opened, I don't know how to do what I want to do. The UI is minimalistic in an nonintuitive way."
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1601580

Image of the game 'Frostpunk 2'

"Fix for the "Updating executable" crash - https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3394055511

Firaxis removed the 2K launcher and made the game unplayable. It took several hours for me to fix this, hopefully they update the game with a patch soon. I will change this review to a positive one when they do."
https://store.steampowered.com/app/8930

Image of the game 'Sid Meier's Civilization® V'

"Bring Back CS:GO. CS2 is no bueno :(
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/730

Image of the game 'Counter-Strike 2'

"I don't really get the hype around Spelunky.
I had the first crash to Desktop when I tried to read the very first book for the first time. But that aside I simply can't get green with that game. Its not that I don't like digging games. Steamworld dig is a fantastic game, I loved to play. For me the whole mechanics of Spelunky feel kinda "boring". I don't feel any motivation to continue. It's just annoying to find out all the stuff from what you can l…"
https://store.steampowered.com/app/239350

Image of the game 'Spelunky'

"How to farm steam points off a bunch of salty nerds

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/975370

Image of the game 'Dwarf Fortress'

"i really tried giving it a chance, for me its very boring. for that price the UI is bad, the gameplay just not good. i really wanted to like it but its just not for me."
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1601580

Image of the game 'Frostpunk 2'

"My experience of playing "Kentucky Route Zero", told spoiler free:

[u]Act I:[/u]
A character is in a saloon. It is dark. Everyone is sad.
Why are we in a saloon? I don't know.
Can we interact with other characters? Yes!
Why is everyone sad? I don't know. We say we are not sad. But very obviously we are frustrated and sad.
Are the reasons you are sad at all related to my character? Not really.
Can my character do anything about it? Not really.
Is any ch…"
https://store.steampowered.com/app/231200

Image of the game 'Kentucky Route Zero: PC Edition'

"It just does not work well on Mac"
https://store.steampowered.com/app/24780

Image of the game 'SimCity™ 4 Deluxe Edition'

"Listen, I love this game and wanted it for years—not because it’s amazing, but because it’s literally the only one of its kind. The moment someone comes along with a competing life sim/builder, I’m ditching this one without hesitation.

The game is riddled with weird bugs: Sims standing around idly instead of following their action queue, plates stuck to their hands making them useless, and other random frustrations that make you question how polished …"
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1222670

Image of the game 'The Sims™ 4'

"It hurts my sanity having to play against and with these retarded players :>"
https://store.steampowered.com/app/730

Image of the game 'Counter-Strike 2'

"runs are lost randomly and/or because of a single mistake
late floors are just completely filled with insta kill traps

chilling in jungle? off-screen tribal man shoots his boomerang and chains three hits on you
miss a ledge in ice caves? you fall to your death
sometimes you just get unlucky and a tiki trap surrounds the exit. if this happens and you can't bomb the exit YOU ARE SCREWED

i can't imagine failing a 30 minute run because of ONE MISTAKE or e…"
https://store.steampowered.com/app/239350

Image of the game 'Spelunky'

"Not a fan. The story ended up in a very weird place, seems like it was shoehorned into the game at the last minute and not thought over well enough. Maybe they intended to make the game longer?"
https://store.steampowered.com/app/481510

Image of the game 'Night in the Woods'

"The sequel is a victim of the success of the first Frostpunk game. I feel the developers were trying to up the ante on the size of the civilisation but that ends up diluting the personal connection with choices in the game. In original frost punk, it is quiet clear the result of not slowing down the automatons and it's effect on increased amputations. FP2 still has trade offs when making choices, but it feels less personal. Researching stuff is boring…"
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1601580

Image of the game 'Frostpunk 2'

"EA has made this game unplayable on Steam. Do not bother buying any game associated with EA"
https://store.steampowered.com/app/47890

Image of the game 'The Sims™ 3'

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