yuubi
2025-07-11

@mcc intel did the world a favor by claiming copyright over the 8080 assembly syntax, thus ensuring zilog did better.

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sjvnsjvn
2025-07-11

This is what a human hand looks like under a microscope.

A person's hand sitting underneath a microscope.
2025-07-09

@aisling i was going to say that having a next button rhymed with the red pringles, then i found out that the red pringles might not have actually happened. openmkt.org/blog/2022/the-myst

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teftef
2025-07-05

great news everyone, i've managed to combine the technologies behind "excel thinks it's a date" and "my phone keeps saying duck" to produce an office memo generator

it can also draw sentient anime breasts, as well as generating occasionally correct stack overflow replies

here's how: first we harvest every website, and use it to train a spam filter

we run the spam filter backwards on a massively parallel system to generate the desired output

then we try to filter out racism and csam. ish

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🌈 Tilly Bridges ✨tillybridges
2025-07-05

I Want a President

by Zoe Leonard

IN NINETEEN NINETY-TWO

I want
a dyke for president… a person
with aids
for president… a fag
for vice president and… someone with no health insurance and… someone who grew up in a place where the earth is so saturated with toxic waste that they didn't have a
choice about getting leukemia.
I want a president that had an abortion at 16 and I want a candidate who isn't the lesser of two evils and I want a president who lost their last lover to aids, who still sees that in their eyes every time they lay
down torest, who held their lover in their arms and knew they were dying. I want a president with no
airconditioning,
a president who has stood on line at the clinic, at
the dmv,
at the welfare
office and has been unemployed
and layed off and
sexually harrassed and gaybashed and deported.
I want someone who has spent the night in the
tombs and had a cross burned on
their lawn and survived rape. I
want someone who has been in
love and been hurt, who respects sex,
who has
made mistakes and learned from them.
I want a Black woman for president. I want
someone with
bad teeth andsan attitude, someone who has eaten that nasty hospital food, someone who crossdresses and has done drugs and been in
therapy.
I want someone who has committed civil disobedience. And I want to know why this isn't possible. I want to know why we started learning somewhere
down the line that a president is always a clown: always a john and never a hooker. Always a boss and never a worker,
always a liar, always a thief and never caught.
2025-06-30

@lynndotpy i'm a bit surprised there seems not to already be a character āæ°ē”·ä¹Ÿ , which should also be read tā to avoid confusion, and have the obvious meaning.

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2025-06-30

"superlime isn't in the dictionary" as a human being, I am endowed with the divine authority to neocombobulate

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2025-06-30

I guess you've heard some bad jokes about Fibonacci sequences?

Well, this one is as bad as the last two you heard put together.

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kulupu jynjyn@tech.lgbt
2025-06-30

once you have mastery, you can half ass things correctly, because you know which half of the ass you need

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Popehat’s Interests Firstkenwhite.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2025-06-29

Second look at strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as basis for government?

2025-06-29

@xssfox ⁶⁶help⁹⁹.

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Bill, organizer of stuffwcbdata@vis.social
2025-06-27

Our recycling dumpster repair guy stopped by, and he's got a workshop BUILT INTO A DUMPSTER on the back of a dumpster hauler truck!

What appears to be a blue 4 or 6 yard dumpster being lifted off the back of a utility truck by a big hydraulic fork. On the side is a "Harvey" logo and the phrase 'mobile repair" with a silhouette of a welder.The interior of a blue 4 or 6 yard dumpster showing that there's a door that opens off the back, two skylights in the ceiling, and a complete, if small, workshop inside with grinders, drills, welding equipment, monster hydraulic pistons, etc. for the repair of dumpsters!
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captain acab :antifa:redsad@ohai.social
2025-06-26

If you're looking for alternatives to "you guys" or "ladies and gentlemen" etc look no further

Gender neutral language starter pack

Distinguished guests 

Hello Neighbor!

Stay fresh cheese bags 

Welcome foolish mortals  

Guess what motherfucker!
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CULTPONY :verified: :v_bi:cult@pony.social
2025-06-24

The following is a message composed via consensus of the pony.social Admin Team.

For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as pony.social. Our previous mission centered around providing a gay and friendly place on the fediverse. This mission was the focus of our organization for almost a decade.

Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be to piss on the sun because FUCK IT'S TOO WARM AAAAAAAA.

There will be no further communication.

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2025-06-23

This reminds me of one time I added "average HTTP response code" to our metrics at work. I figured, low numbers were good, high numbers were bad.

It was mostly in jest, but it's easy to implement and surprisingly intuitive — if your average HTTP code is 201.5 that's probably a healthy system, and if it's 250 or more then either your users are behaving very strangely or your server is unstable.

chaos.social/@promasu/11472709

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2025-06-21

I finally put this on an actual website, a story of telecommunications, exciting technical debt, and confusing wiring, and weird trains!
kg4cyx.net/stop-the-t1-i-want-

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2025-06-20

We projected the effects of removing morays from the aquarium environment through a process called simulated uneeling

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Some pictures of KICKI a DEC PDP-10 model KI10 sn 522 currently in preservation.

Would you like to support us? Visit: icm.museum

#retrocomputing #vintagecomputing

The front of a KI10 CPUA side view of the KI10Front of the wirewrapped backplaneThe CPU is made up of TTL integrated circuits on DEC flipchips.
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2025-06-16

When people talk about "survival of the fittest" or "the crime of empathy," I want clips like this to be pressed into the sides of those people's self-serving dumbfuck heads until they cave in.

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2025-06-16

IEEE 802.11ac to RFC 1149 Gateway

A pigeon sitting on top of cables and a WiFi access point

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