@mcc intel did the world a favor by claiming copyright over the 8080 assembly syntax, thus ensuring zilog did better.
@mcc intel did the world a favor by claiming copyright over the 8080 assembly syntax, thus ensuring zilog did better.
@aisling i was going to say that having a next button rhymed with the red pringles, then i found out that the red pringles might not have actually happened. https://openmkt.org/blog/2022/the-mystery-of-the-red-potato-chip-study-part-1/
great news everyone, i've managed to combine the technologies behind "excel thinks it's a date" and "my phone keeps saying duck" to produce an office memo generator
it can also draw sentient anime breasts, as well as generating occasionally correct stack overflow replies
here's how: first we harvest every website, and use it to train a spam filter
we run the spam filter backwards on a massively parallel system to generate the desired output
then we try to filter out racism and csam. ish
I Want a President
by Zoe Leonard
IN NINETEEN NINETY-TWO
@lynndotpy i'm a bit surprised there seems not to already be a character āæ°ē·ä¹ , which should also be read tÄ to avoid confusion, and have the obvious meaning.
"superlime isn't in the dictionary" as a human being, I am endowed with the divine authority to neocombobulate
I guess you've heard some bad jokes about Fibonacci sequences?
Well, this one is as bad as the last two you heard put together.
once you have mastery, you can half ass things correctly, because you know which half of the ass you need
Second look at strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as basis for government?
@xssfox ā¶ā¶helpā¹ā¹.
Our recycling dumpster repair guy stopped by, and he's got a workshop BUILT INTO A DUMPSTER on the back of a dumpster hauler truck!
If you're looking for alternatives to "you guys" or "ladies and gentlemen" etc look no further
The following is a message composed via consensus of the pony.social Admin Team.
For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as pony.social. Our previous mission centered around providing a gay and friendly place on the fediverse. This mission was the focus of our organization for almost a decade.
Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be to piss on the sun because FUCK IT'S TOO WARM AAAAAAAA.
There will be no further communication.
This reminds me of one time I added "average HTTP response code" to our metrics at work. I figured, low numbers were good, high numbers were bad.
It was mostly in jest, but it's easy to implement and surprisingly intuitive ā if your average HTTP code is 201.5 that's probably a healthy system, and if it's 250 or more then either your users are behaving very strangely or your server is unstable.
I finally put this on an actual website, a story of telecommunications, exciting technical debt, and confusing wiring, and weird trains!
https://www.kg4cyx.net/stop-the-t1-i-want-to-get-off/
We projected the effects of removing morays from the aquarium environment through a process called simulated uneeling
Some pictures of KICKI a DEC PDP-10 model KI10 sn 522 currently in preservation.
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When people talk about "survival of the fittest" or "the crime of empathy," I want clips like this to be pressed into the sides of those people's self-serving dumbfuck heads until they cave in.