#MotD
Today’s IT pro tip: The phrases “no capacity” and “no resources” imply very different issues.
Sigh, user. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Vergeet niet om vandaag weer iets te vinden van iets of iemand ;-) #motd
#motd (this is one from the PA Historical Markers DB -- might rather a rec file to store these with location data, etc - than fortune's strfile db, but whatever...)
G'day
This week is travelling way too fast!
Today:
🏢 ✅️
Meetings 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄
Tasks completed 1️⃣
Inbox 😬🔺️🔺️🔺️🔺️
Lunch ✅️
Coffee ☕️ ☕️ ☕️
Chocolate 🍫
SWfmMH 〰️
Home before dark 〰️
Due dates approaching 4️⃣
Stress 🤪🤷♀️
Payday 💰
Days to weekend 3 😁
Remember that you are unique so look out for yourself. Maybe be adventurous, listen to something new.. try that experimental chocolate bar..
🧸 :blobhaj_cathug:
#Gday #MOTD #greetings
G'day
It has just started to rain!!! 🎉
My garden will rejoice
[I'm hoping to beat this slow moving storm home.. 🤞 for no more delays]
Remember that you are unique so look out for yourself!
Do that little rain dance
Ignore the stares... you have got this!
🧸 :blobhaj_cathug:
#gday #MOTD #greetings
G'day
I made another "guest" appearance in the office today...
Boy was it crowded!
Public transport was full.. very full
Office was full - no desks available if you hadn't pre booked!
However important things happened.. Coffee was had, lunch was consumed..
Today:
🏢 ✅️
☕️ ✅️✅️
Emails unread 📈 5% growth pattern
🍱✅️
Meetings 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄...
Tasks completed 2️⃣
Tasks handed over 1️⃣
Tasks due 📈
Days until payday 1️⃣
Remember that you are unique so look out for yourself. Maybe look for that sweet spot between overscheduled and nothing to do
G'day
Today is the day.... 😂 🖨
I needed to print something (as in physical print... like old school... what the???)
Me: I'll just set the printer up
Printer: new phone who dis
Me: 🙁, register printer on network
Printer: new phone who dis
Me: 🤔, set drivers on computer
Printer: new phone who dis
Me: 😠, manually load drivers on computer
🕐
Printer: I'd love to help but I'm all clogged up
Me: clean routine * 2, deep clean
🕑
Printer: I'd love to help but I'm hungry
Me: replaced ink cartridges
Me: now will you print?
Printer: ummm soz but I'm out of paper
Moral to this story... maybe don't leave your printer in a cupboard for 2 (or so) years and then try to set it up last minute for an urgent print!
Remember that you are unique so look out for yourself. Maybe don't leave little chores until the very last minute
